Today is Easter. It’s the day Jesus Christ arose from his borrowed tomb and freaked people out. It’s also the day parents happily send their children down the road of acquiring type two diabetes by showering them with sugary treats. Jesus has risen, so plunk this brightly colored, sugar-coated marshmallow rabbit in your mouth. What …
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Smarmy TV and megachurch pastor Joel Osteen got a $4.4 million government Paycheck Protection Program (PPP) loan because of the coronavirus pandemic. From NBC News: Celebrity pastor Joel Osteen’s megachurch received a $4.4 million loan from the federal government’s Paycheck Protection Program, data released under FOIA shows. The Lakewood Church, based in Houston, Texas, received the loan …
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Election Day was Tuesday. Today is Friday. As of this morning, we have not determined who our next president will be. With most presidential elections, we know who the next president will be late Tuesday evening. That did not happen this year. That’s because, unlike most presidential elections, this election included a massive amount of …
Remember a few days ago when news broke that Alabama head football coach Nick Saban tested positive for COVID-19? Well, about that. It turns out the lord Jesus rid his 68-year-old body of the highly contagious virus. In fact, he’s now so healthy that he will be able to coach his team in tonight’s tonight’s nationally …
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Professional comic book artist Mike S. Miller made a video in which he and his special-needs son burned a copy of Ethan Van Sciver’s Cyberfrog. The reason? Because Miller, a self-proclaimed follower of Jesus, hates Van Sciver. The two men used to be e-friends. Van Sciver got Miller into Comicsgate and crowdfunding comics after opportunities …
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Dave Bautista, former WWE wrestler, and current actor said he will not be in Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3 if Disney doesn’t use James Gunn’s script, one way or another, he will not be in the movie.
