Baltimore Orioles

Maybe Jesus does hate the New York Yankees

Published 10 October 2020 Leave a Comment

The New York Yankees’ season came to a crashing end last night. The Tampa Bay Rays defeated the Yankees 2-1. They will now face the Houston Astros in the American League Championship Series. The Yankees will return home and watch baseball on television. The 2020 mini-season marks the 11th season in a row the Yankees […]

Adam Jones signs two-year, $8 million deal to play in Japan

Published 16 December 2019 Leave a Comment

Adam Jones, my favorite Baltimore Orioles player of all time, is going to Japan. Adam signed a two-year, $8 million deal with the Orix Buffaloes of the Nippon Professional Baseball league. From Adam Jones’ Instagram page: It’s now time to move on to my next chapter in life and say farewell to MLB and hello […]

The national nightmare is now over, Chris Davis gets a hit

Published 14 April 2019 Leave a Comment

Baltimore Orioles slugger Chris Davis’ hitless streak is finally over. Davis hit a two-RBI single off of Boston Red Sox pitcher Rick Porcello yesterday in the first inning.

Baltimore Orioles Chris Davis now has 49 consecutive at-bats without a hit

Published 10 April 2019 Leave a Comment

Baltimore Orioles first baseman Chris “Crush” Davis now has 49 consecutive at-bats without registering a hit. If you think that is some sort of record, you are correct. He’s now surpassed Eugenio Velez who had 46 at-bats without a hit during the 2010-11 seasons.

Adam Jones signs with the Arizona Diamondbacks

Published 12 March 2019 Leave a Comment

The time has finally come where I can no longer identify as a Baltimore Orioles fan. My last straw with the team was their failure to resign outfielder Adam Jones. Instead, yesterday Jones signed a one-year, $3 million contract with the Arizona Diamondbacks.

The Baltimore Sun thinks I want to see child actress crotch shots

Published 25 August 2018 Leave a Comment

I went to The Baltimore Sun website this morning to read about how the Orioles lost to the New York Yankees last night. I pay $7.96 a month for the privilege of unfettered access to their website without limitation. As I finished the article explaining how the Orioles lost in the 10th inning to the Yankees, I noticed […]