Why do I live somewhere that gets so unbearably hot? I’ve lived here in Maryland for 22 years. Summers in western Maryland are sweltering. It’ a point of fact I’m more than acutely aware of, yet I choose to live here.
I don’t get it. I don’t like being hot. If I had to make a choice between extreme hot or extreme cold, I’d gladly take the extreme cold. With that said, I’ve lived most of my life in places that got ridiculously hot.
I grew up in the California Mojave desert. It routinely got over 100 in the summer. Later, when I joined the Air Force, I spent a year in Biloxi, Mississippi for training. In the 1988 movie Biloxi Blues, Matthew Broderick’s character accurately described Biloxi as being “Africa hot.”
I’ve never been to Africa, but I’ve experienced a summer in Biloxi. I don’t recommend it.
I followed up my stay in Mississippi with three years in the Philippines.
There were two seasons in the Philippines, the wet season and the dry season. Both were sweltering. One just had a lot more rain than the other.
I then spent another two years on the island of Guam. The weather was a lot like the Phillippines, hot and muggy. One of the officers in my squadron died from heat stroke while jogging.
After Guam, I spent four years in upstate New York. Although it got extremely cold in the winter, the summers were brutal.
I then got out of the Air Force and moved to Maryland for a job. I’ve been here ever since. Unlike the other hot places I’ve lived, I chose to live here in Maryland, where the summers are Satan’s armpit hot.
I wish I lived somewhere that remained cool year round. I’d love to live somewhere where the temperature didn’t get higher than 70 degrees Fahrenheit. Does such a place even exist?
6 thoughts on “The Maryland summer is hotter than Satan’s armpit”
San Francisco Bay Area . Average year around temp is 70 degrees.
I remember Guam’s weather very well. Lots of rain and humidity!
Were you there when the officer died from heatstroke?
I don’t recall that event. Was the officer from OMS? The 3rd CRS dorms photo by Tim Tuttle, I remember a Tuttle at Spangdhlem AB, ECM Pod Shop. Could be the same guy.
Yes, he was one of the maintenance officers we had. It may have been before your time.
I would think Bloomer would’ve had a heart attack.