Today is Easter. It's the day Jesus Christ arose from his borrowed tomb and freaked people out. It's also the day parents happily send their children down the road of acquiring type two diabetes by showering them with sugary treats. Jesus has risen, so ... Continue Reading
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Joel Osteen’s megachurch received a $4.4 million PPP loan
Smarmy TV and megachurch pastor Joel Osteen got a $4.4 million government Paycheck Protection Program (PPP) loan because of the coronavirus pandemic. From NBC News: Celebrity pastor Joel Osteen's megachurch received a $4.4 million loan from the ... Continue Reading
Happy Easter and/or April’s Fool’s Day
Today is Easter, the day Jesus Christ arose from his tomb after dying for everyone's sins. Your sins, your mother's sins, even Jimmy Buffett's sins. We're talking everyone's sins. All someone has to do to have their sins forgiven is to ask. Not the person ... Continue Reading


