Have you ever wanted to own a vinyl action figure of Tiamat, Queen of Evil Dragons, from Dungeons & Dragons, then I have some good news for you.
From Entertainment Earth:
She is the Queen of Evil Dragons and as the most powerful creature in the realm, she’s feared by even the mighty Venger! At an imposing 15.6-inches tall, 19.6-inches long, and 19.7-inches wide, this retro-style Dungeons & Dragons ULTIMATES! Vinyl of Tiamat depicts the mighty five-headed dragon looking appropriately fearsome, featuring premium soft vinyl construction along with points of articulation at the hips, legs, wings, tail, and all five necks and heads. Tiamat is the pinnacle of majesty and might in the D&D universe, and this towering ULTIMATES! Vinyl figure will surely be the centerpiece of any Dungeons & Dragons collection! Ages 14 and up.
If you want to buy this, it’s going to set you back $300.
That seems like a lot of money for a vinyl dragon action figure. For $300, I feel like I could buy a live Komodo dragon on the Indonesian black market.
Then again, Komodo dragons only have one head. Tiamat, the Queen of Evil Dragons, has five heads. However, the mouth of a Komodo dragon contains so much bacteria, a single bit will kill you.
Vinyl action figure dragons don’t bite. At least they’re not supposed to.