Smarmy TV and megachurch pastor Joel Osteen got a $4.4 million government Paycheck Protection Program (PPP) loan because of the coronavirus pandemic. From NBC News: Celebrity pastor Joel Osteen's megachurch received a $4.4 million loan from the ... Continue Reading
Religion
I’ll see you your Jesus hammer and raise you a Zeus knife
As far as weapons of the gods are concerned, everyone is familiar with Jesus' hammer. As a former carpenter, Jesus knew how to swing a hammer. Upon hearing his battle cry, "Time to pound the wood," most of his opponents would sinch up their robes and run ... Continue Reading
Happy Easter and/or April’s Fool’s Day
Today is Easter, the day Jesus Christ arose from his tomb after dying for everyone's sins. Your sins, your mother's sins, even Jimmy Buffett's sins. We're talking everyone's sins. All someone has to do to have their sins forgiven is to ask. Not the person ... Continue Reading