Monthly Archive for November, 2006

Monday, November 27, 2006

It’s a war on peaceful Christmas!

The owner of this wreath and the house it’s adorning is being fined $25 dollars a day by her home owners association. The reason? Because the president of the home owner association believes this wreath is some sort of anti-Iraq war protest.

Or it’s a symbol of Satan.

As it turns out, both of these things are strictly forbidden by the home owners association. You would think the woman who owns this home and the peace/Satan wreath would know this since she used to be the president of the home owners association.

Subdivision bans peace sign Christmas wreath [MSNBC]

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Saturday, November 25, 2006

Black Friday at Ruby Tuesday

Sheri and I headed out first thing Friday for the first official day of Christmas shopping. For some reason, the day is referred to as Black Friday. I don’t really know why and I’m too lazy to go look it up. Plus, I just don’t care.

We went to a lot of stores on Black Friday. The worst was Best Buy. It was a mad house. It reminded me of the fall of Saigon. Except there weren’t any Huey helicopters lifting people to safety from the top of the store and there weren’t any Vietnamese people. At least I didn’t see any Vietnamese people. We ended up not getting anything at Best Buy. Out of all the things we had on our list, the only thing we could find on sale was one single DVD. It wasn’t worth standing in the massive line. (more…)

One of my favorite parts of the local newspaper is something called Mail Call.  It’s where people that want to share their opinion with Herald-Mail readers call a special phone number and leave a message on voice mail.  Newspaper staff take these voice mails and publish them in the paper.

Most are extremely boring, but a few of them are sometimes extremely funny and quite entertaining.  Here is one from yesterday’s edition (24 Nov):

“In local public restrooms, I’ve noticed that fewer than half the people make any effort at washing their hands. And of those who do stop at the water faucet, the majority only run water over their hands without applying soap. Probably fewer than one in 10 actually leave the restroom with clean hands. And the well-dressed are no more likely to wash than the guy in blue jeans. Think about that next time you shake hands or eat from a salad bar.”

I always thought wearing blue jeans was considered well-dressed in Hagerstown.

I picture some guy standing in the men’s room at the Hagerstown Valley Mall with a clipboard taking notes.  At least he is not observing whether men are using an adequate amount of toilet paper or not.   At least I don’t think he is.  I’ve never really noticed.  I try not to look around so much when I’m in a public men’s room.  It’s a philosophy I wish more men would adopt as their own.

One of the reasons I don’t like shaking hands with other men is that I always automatically assume they just got done handling their junk or picking their nose.

Thursday, November 23, 2006

Happy Thanksgiving

Today is November 23rd and one of my favorite holidays, Thanksgiving Day. It’s one of my favorites because I don’t have to buy anyone anything and I actually get to eat a lot of food without feeling like a total glutenous pig. At least not more then normal.

I not only get today off, but tomorrow as well. Saturday and Sunday too. If my math skills are not failing me, that’s four whole days off from work. Sometimes it’s good to be an American. Sure, the rest of the world hates you and you work more then the rest of the industrialized world, but the rest of the world doesn’t have Thanksgiving. Not even the Canadians, and everyone knows they copy us on everything. The rest of the world might have socialized health care and real mass transit systems, but they won’t be roasting any turkeys stuffed with favorable breadcrumbs today.

This year we are going over to my wife’s brother’s house for dinner. We are getting off easy this year. All we have to bring is a green bean casserole. Yesterday my wife made the same dish for her work party. It was kind of a dress rehearsal. I think last year we were responsible for the mashed potatoes which was kind of a pain. It involved a lot of peeling.

Today I’m not eating anything other then my mother-in-law’s corn bread dressing and cream corn casserole. She makes a corn bread dressing that it absolutely stupendous. The same with the cream corn casserole. It’s ridiculous how good they both are. I’m not going to waste any room in my stomach for anything else. No turkey, no mashed potatoes. No yams. I’m definitely not going to have any bread. Eating bread on Thanksgiving Day is a rookie move. It’s only bread and you get eat that every single day. You are much better off concentrating on the special food. The food you can only get on November 23rd. Like my mother-in-law’s cornbread dressing and cream corn casserole.

After eating, I will probably watch some football. American football. Then I’m going to top off the Thanksgiving Day celebration by going out and taking away land from an Indian. At least I’m going to try. Though I try to do this every single year, I have never been successful.

All the Indian land here in Maryland was already taken away years ago.

Happy Thanksgiving!

According to the Miami Herald, I am now a World War II buff. It’s a label I strongly reject. How does one even become a World War II buff? I don’t watch the History Channel. Something I believe World War II buffs do all the time. They certainly don’t just flip past it to get to other channels. I don’t want to be a buff. Not about World War II or anything else for that matter. Really.

I was never contacted by anyone at the Miami Herald before they wrote this article. I certainly never told anyone that I was a World War II buff. To the best of my knowledge, nobody else ever referred to me as a buff.

Here is the article from the Miami Herald:

Skull emblems are huge sellers these days, so Scott Deutsch had no problem placing 50,000 T-shirts emblazoned with a distinctive version of the gory symbol in Wal-Mart.

Trouble is, this particular skull and crossbones was the insignia used by a division of the Nazi Waffen SS — the Death’s Head or Totenkopf. Wal-Mart yanked the shirts off the shelves last week.

”We would never have done that shirt if we had known,” said Deutsch, president of Miami-based Orange Clothing Company, a manufacturer of young men’s apparel. “Furthermore, I’m Jewish.”

The T-shirts are now flooding back into Deutsch’s warehouse, leaving him with a loss of more than $200,000.

Wal-Mart started pulling the tops after a Maryland blogger — and World War II buff — noticed them in local stores and took a photo of the squashed-looking skull with his cellphone.

After Rick Rottman checked the emblem and saw it matched the Nazi insignia, he posted an item on his blog, bentcorner.com, on Nov. 9 along with comparison photos.

Wal-Mart, which had placed the T-shirts in stores a couple weeks ago, reacted quickly. ”We would never have placed the T-shirts on our shelves had we known the origin or significance of the emblem,” the retailer said in a statement.

The Death’s Head was used by the Third Division of the Waffen SS, which was notorious for war crimes. Many of its men were concentration camp guards.

Deutsch said his designers found the skull in a European ”trend book.” Apparel makers use trend books to decide which motifs and styles to manufacture for the upcoming season.

The T-shirt was made for Wal-Mart’s private label, No Boundaries.

Skulls, Deutsch said, have been popular emblems for the past five years.

”It’s a cool, bad-ass image in the young men’s market,” he said. “We do skulls all the time.”

A Miami native, Deutsch started Orange Clothing in 1999. The company manufactures in China, where it has an office in Shanghai, and Latin America. It sells $10 million worth of clothing a year to retailers such as Macy’s, Dollar General and JCPenney.

Deutsch said he doesn’t know what he’ll do with all the extra T-shirts, which have also started cropping up on eBay. But he’s sure about one thing.

”We’re checking the origins of the skulls now,” he said.

So the totenkopf shirts sold at Wal-Mart stores was done so by a company owned by a Jewish man? You couldn’t make this stuff up.

What’s a trend book? Are clothing designers allowed to just copy things and then pass it off as their own? If so, it makes me wonder just what they are actually designing. Maybe they didn’t know they were copying a Nazi SS totenkopf, but they had to know they were copying something. Something not designed by them. Something that might have been trademarked by another artist or designer. The company or person that actually created the image. It’s an exact copy of the Nazi SS totenkopf. They didn’t even reverse the image. They didn’t change the shape or add anything.

Maybe next time they are paid to design something, they should design it instead of lifting it from a book.

It’s strange that a clothing maker that provides clothes for Macy’s also makes clothes for Dollar General. Talk about a wide range of products. No matter which way the economy goes, they are covered.

Nazi shirt was an accident, Miami designer says [Miami Herald]

Congressman Charles Rangel wants to bring back the draft:

Congressman Charles B. Rangel has long advocated returning to the draft, but his efforts drew little attention during the 12 years that House Democrats were in the minority. Starting in January, however, he will chair the tax-writing Ways and Means Committee. Yesterday he said “you bet your life” he will renew his drive for a draft.

“I will be introducing that bill as soon as we start the new session,” Rangel said on CBS’s “Face the Nation.” He portrayed the draft, suspended since 1973, as a means of spreading military obligations more equitably and prompting political leaders to think twice before starting wars.

Spreading military obligations more equitably is code for making rich kids serve in the military. Oddly enough, not that many rich kids enlist to serve in the military. In fact, it’s not just rich kids that choose not to join the military. Kids that can go to college tend to go to college.

Does anyone really think it’s only kids that cannot go to college or find a decent job also happen to be the most patriotic of their generation? That they somehow love America more then other kids? I don’t think so.

Some believe that the fact the military is supposedly an all volunteer force has caused too many Americans to feel detached when it comes to sending our military into harm’s way. War sucks, but they all volunteered, right? Too many people actually think like that. It stops people from asking questions when our leaders rattle their sabers. When they want to invade another country.

Maybe more people would be reluctant to wage wars of choice if they actually had loved ones in the military. A son, a daughter, a niece, a nephew, or a grandchild. At least I would like to think so.

If Elvis Presley can be drafted into the Army and sent overseas to drive a truck, so can Paris Hilton.

Amid Uproar Over War, Rangel Renews Call for Draft [Washington Post]

I honestly cannot see why somebody would purposely choose to go out and spend money on a Zune mp3 player. Microsoft’s lame attempt at producing something to compete with Apple’s popular iPod mp3 player. I understand that Microsoft felt the need to once again go out and copy something another company first came up with. Once they realize consumers like whatever another company was able to come up with on their own. It’s what Microsoft does.

They “created” MSN when they realized people liked going online with AOL. They “created” Internet Explorer when they realized people like accessing the web with Netscape. They saw how scary popular the iPod was so they “created” an mp3 player of their very own.

Microsoft doesn’t so much as create as it does mimic. In the case of copying Apple’s popular mp3 player, they seem to have done a poor job. Worse then they normally do when they copy something. They actually chose to make one of the three available colors brown. Who does that?

Just who do they expect to go out and buy a Zune? People that have lost bets and must now do something both stupid and humiliating? Are iPods banned somewhere in the country that I’m not aware of? One of the reasons iPods are such a killer piece of hardware is because it meshes easily and seamlessly with iTunes. Microsoft has Windows Media Player. Ouch.

I’m sure there are some Microsoft loyalists out there that will run right out and buy one of these things. I just cannot imagine anyone really wanting one of these Zune players more then they would an Apple iPod.

Microsoft’s Zune Only Looks Simple [Washington Post]

Sunday, November 19, 2006

My desktop computer hardware specs

I’m not a big gamer. I’ve played both EverQuest and World of Warcraft, but I get bored after sitting at the computer for 12+ hours killing things for experience points and loot. That personal fact pretty much rules me out as a serious MMORPG aficionado.

With that said, I saw a game at Target that I think I might like to play. It’s called Warhammer: Mark of Chaos and it is based on the Games Workshop’s uber geek tabletop miniatures game. I’ve never played it, but I have always thought the miniatures were cool looking in a very geeky kind of way.

I looked at the minimum game specs listed on the box and my poor old desktop barely meets the minimum hardware requirements for this game.

I went to Window’s Game Advisor and did a quick check. They didn’t show Warhammer: Mark of Chaos, but it did give me my system’s stats. You the reader can see what a sorry piece of gaming hardware my desktop computer truly is.

My System Specifications

  • Processor: Intel Celeron (0.18u) 2700MHz
  • Display Card: ATI RADEON 9200
  • Memory: 1024MB
  • Operating System: Microsoft Windows XP
  • Free Disk Space: 21.73GB
  • Display Card Memory: 256MB
  • Display Driver Version: 6.14.10.6444
  • DirectX Version 9.0c
  • Optical Drive DVD
  • Sound Card Realtek AC97 Audio

When I was reading this over at the Washington Post, I had to stop and make sure I wasn’t reading it over at The Onion. To tell you the truth, I’m still not convinced it’s not a prank:

The Bush administration has appointed a new chief of family-planning programs at the Department of Health and Human Services who worked at a Christian pregnancy-counseling organization that regards the distribution of contraceptives as “demeaning to women.”

Eric Keroack, medical director for A Woman’s Concern, a nonprofit group based in Dorchester, Mass., will become deputy assistant secretary for population affairs in the next two weeks, department spokeswoman Christina Pearson said yesterday.

Demeaning to women? Huh?

He will be in charge of $283 million dollars a year for funding birth control and birth control information for poor women. Even though he doesn’t believe in it. Birth control that is.

This doesn’t makes sense. Even for George Bush. It’s like putting someone in charge of the Occupational Safety & Health Administration (OSHA) that doesn’t believe in steel toed safety boots or hardhats for construction workers.

Frankly, I just don’t get it. I guess this means the amount of abortions will continue to increase every year under Bush. They have done so every year since he has been president. In contrast, abortions decreased every year under Clinton. If a woman has easy access to birth control, it’s less likely she will need an abortion. The two are inversely proportional to each other.

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