Monday afternoon I got sick to my stomach at work. It’s been so long since I’ve thrown up, I almost forgot how to do it. I’ve never thrown up in a public restroom. I’m breaking new ground!
Later that evening at home, I got sick again. I also developed a fever. After a restless night of fever dreams, the real fun began. My temperature increased to over 102 degrees. I felt so bad that I felt like I was going to die.
Long story short, I had food poisoning.
The likely cause is the ham sandwich I ate about two hours before getting sick. I wont be partaking of any store brand lunch meat anytime soon, especially if that store is Wal-Mart. The doctor I saw today told me that lunch meat is highly susceptible to contamination.
There are just some things you shouldn’t try to save money on. Lunch meat is one of those things.