Bryce Harper is now an All-Star, but still a jerkface

Washington Nationals star rookie Bryce Harper is officially an All-Star. Even though he wasn’t elected by the fans, twice, he was named to the team by manager Tony La Russa to replace Giancarlo Stanton of the Miami Marlins. Stanton’s right knee requires arthroscopic surgery. The move leaves the Marlins without a representative to the All-Star Game. I imagine the … Continue reading “Bryce Harper is now an All-Star, but still a jerkface”

Davey Johnson is a snitch

Joel Peralta is a relief pitcher for the Tampa Bay Rays. In 2010, he pitched for the Washington Nationals. Tuesday night in an interleague game between the Nationals and the Rays, Nationals manager Davey Johnson asked umpires to inspect the glove of Peralta for banned foreign substances. According to umpire Tim Tschida, a “significant amount” … Continue reading “Davey Johnson is a snitch”

Bryce Harper: ‘That’s a clown question, bro’

Washington Nationals rookie Bryce Harper was answering questions from reporters last night in the locker room after beating the Toronto Blue Jays. A Canadian reporter asked him if he was going to celebrate by by having a beer. Harper is only 19 years old and in the United States, a person cannot legally drink until they … Continue reading “Bryce Harper: ‘That’s a clown question, bro’”

Bryce Harper throws tantrum, injures face

Former Hagerstown Suns outfielder and high school dropout Bryce Harper had his worst game last night since coming up to the majors in the Washington Nationals’ 7-3 win over the Cincinnati Reds. After making an out in the seventh, he walked down the tunnel from the Nationals’ dugout and struck a wall with his bat. … Continue reading “Bryce Harper throws tantrum, injures face”

Hagerstown Suns plan to move to Virginia

Looks like the days of Hagerstown having a professional baseball team are numbered. The company that owns the Suns, Hagerstown Baseball LLC, has signed a letter of intent that it plans to move to Winchester, Virginia. The Suns are a single-A minor league team for the Washington Nationals. The Suns want a new stadium. I … Continue reading “Hagerstown Suns plan to move to Virginia”

Bryce Harper's season is likely over

Minor leaguer Bryce Harper, the overall #1 pick of the 2010 Major League Baseball draft and prized prospect of the Washington Nationals, is probably done for the season. He supposedly has a hamstring injury. Hamstring injuries are funny things. They can’t be diagnosed with an MRI or an x-ray. A player is diagnosed with a … Continue reading “Bryce Harper's season is likely over”