I was looking at some 0ld punk rock albums from the 1980’s and 90’s and I stumbled upon this Black Flag album from 1990, My War.
The puppet’s head bears an uncanny resemblance to video game critic and super feminist Anita Sarkeesian.
What is Anita Sarkeesian doing on an album cover from 1990? This was long before she is the person she is today, yet there she is in puppet form.
Normally I would attribute something like this to wizardly or some form of Satan inspired black magic, but that doesn’t seem the case. That’s not the gut feeling I’m getting. Black Flag was a punk rock band, not a death metal band, and as such, not influenced by the power of Satan.
Scientifically, this leads me to only one conclusion: Anita Sarkeesian is a time traveler. Occam’s razor says so.
Why would Anita Sarkeesian even want to travel back in time to the late 1980’s or 1990s and have Black Flag put her on the cover of an album?
Maybe she didn’t.
She might have gone back in time on a mission for Feminist Frequency, the organization she runs and had some sort of unplanned interaction with the members of Black Flag. This album cover could be a result of that.
The respect and admiration I felt for Anita Sarkeesian were already pretty high and that was before I realized she’s a time traveler. It’s now off the charts.
The ability to travel to the past and then the future could explain why she is always right about the problems with video games and the toxic masculinity they advance. She’s seen firsthand the results of allowing men to play the video games they want to play without some type of feminist oversight.
I know if you’re reading this, you’ve probably already donated money to Feminist Frequency. Considering how expensive time travel must be, I would encourage you to donate even more money to Feminist Frequency.