Buffalo Bills make Minnesota Vikings look like Canadian high school team

The Buffalo Bills beat the Minnesota Vikings yesterday 27-6. It was the Bills’ first win of the season. The Vikings now have a very Cleveland Browns type record at 1-1-1. Bookmakers in Las Vegas were giving degenerate gamblers 17 points so they would place a bet on the Bills.  When bookmakers give odds, their goal is … Continue Reading “Buffalo Bills make Minnesota Vikings look like Canadian high school team”

Vikings change their mind about Adrian Peterson

Looks like Adrian Peterson will have more time to beat his kids and post weird, religious sounding missives on the Twitter. The Minnesota Vikings have reversed their earlier decision and will not be playing Peterson this Sunday against the New Orleans Saints. They’ve placed him on something called the NFL’s exempt/commissioner’s permission list until the … Continue Reading “Vikings change their mind about Adrian Peterson”

Child abuser Adrian Peterson releases a statement

Minnesota Vikings running back Adrian Peterson released a statement yesterday addressing the criminal charge that he physically abused his four-year-old son with a tree branch. The statement: My attorney has asked me not to discuss the facts of my pending case. I hope you can respect that request and help me honor it. I very … Continue Reading “Child abuser Adrian Peterson releases a statement”

Adrian Peterson facing two years in prison

Minnesota Vikings star running back Adrian Peterson is facing up to two years in a Texas prison for beating his four-year-old child repeatedly with a tree branch, causing multiple cuts, bruises, and abrasions on the young boys legs, buttocks, and scrotum. Yes, the scrotum. I feel like unless Peterson is incarcerated for a substantial period … Continue Reading “Adrian Peterson facing two years in prison”

Adrian Peterson, child abuser

Who’s worse than a man who punches his long-time girlfriend and the mother of his child in a casino elevator, rendering her unconscious? A man who abuses his 4-year-old child with a tree branch, leaving a series of cuts, bruises, and abrasions on his back, buttocks, ankles, legs and scrotum, that’s who. Adrian Peterson, star … Continue Reading “Adrian Peterson, child abuser”

University of Minnesota wants to ban the word 'Redskins'

The Minnesota Vikings will be playing all their home games at the University of Minnesota while they wait for their new, shiny stadium to be built. The Vikings will be hosting the Washington Redskins November 9. According to the school’s president, Eric W. Kaler, the university is working with the Vikings to keep the word … Continue Reading “University of Minnesota wants to ban the word 'Redskins'”