Clippers’ number one fan is getting a divorce

Racist jerkface Donald Sterling, former owner of the Los Angeles Clippers, filed for divorce from Shelly Sterling, legally named “Clipper’s Number One Fan” by current owner Steve Ballmer. Shelly Sterling helped orchestrate the sale of the Clippers to Ballmer and as a result, was given a lot of honorary and financial perks, including the title … Continue Reading “Clippers’ number one fan is getting a divorce”

Clippers whine about not having a home court advantage

The Golden State Warriors beat the Los Angeles Clippers last night 110-106 last night in Los Angeles. After the game, many of the Clippers players and coaches complained about how the crowed seemed to be rooting for the visiting Warriors and not the Clippers, technically the home team. This from Clippers forward and Kia pitchman … Continue Reading “Clippers whine about not having a home court advantage”

Shelly Sterling named ‘Clippers’ Number One Fan’

The NBA officially declared yesterday that former Microsoft muckety-muck Steve Ballmer is now the owner of the Los Angeles Clippers. It cost him only $2 billion. That’s OK though, because he’s worth around $20 billion. One might think that when you pay that much for a team, that the sale would be clean, without any … Continue Reading “Shelly Sterling named ‘Clippers’ Number One Fan’”

Steve Ballmer signs deal to buy Clippers for $2 billion

Former Microsoft CEO Steve Ballmer has signed an agreement with the Sterling family trust to purchase the Los Angeles Clippers for $2 billion. The Clippers are the third most popular basketball ball team in Los Angeles, after the Lakers and then the UCLA Bruins. After the deal is completed, it will be the richest deal … Continue Reading “Steve Ballmer signs deal to buy Clippers for $2 billion”

Donald Sterling’s constitutional rights have been blatantly invaded

Los Angeles Clippers owner Donald Sterling has vowed to fight the NBA’s lifetime ban and any future action that would force him to sell the team. He also disavowed an agreement he reached with his estranged wife to negotiate a sale for the team. Max Blecher, Sterling’s lawyer, told ESPN the following: I believe what … Continue Reading “Donald Sterling’s constitutional rights have been blatantly invaded”

Donald Sterling threatens to sue the NBA

Remember when NBA commissioner Adam Silver banned Los Angeles Clippers owner Donald Sterling for life? Yeah, about that. Sterling has hired high-priced antitrust lawyer Maxwell Blecher and is vowing to fight the NBA, claiming that he has done nothing wrong. In Sterling’s defense, I’m sure he believes that. He’s been a terrible human being for … Continue Reading “Donald Sterling threatens to sue the NBA”