The Ariana Grande Wacky Package sticker

I bought a pack of 2017 Wacky Packages 50th Anniversary stickers today at Target. Don’t judge. I went through them when I got home and when I saw the one featuring pop singer Ariana Grande on Starbucks’ inspired coffee cup, I thought Topps, the publisher of Wacky Packages, probably wishes they could have a do … Continue Reading “The Ariana Grande Wacky Package sticker”

Islamist terror attack in London kills seven, injures 48

Three Islamists killed seven people and wounded another 48 last night in England’s capital city. The attack involved ramming a fast-moving vehicle into pedestrians on the London Bridge. The three Islamists then left their vehicle. All three were wearing what turned out to be fake suicide vests. They then began stabbing people in nearby bars … Continue Reading “Islamist terror attack in London kills seven, injures 48”

Trump bans citizens from seven countries from entering U.S.

President Donald Trump is unique from past presidents in that he seems to keep his campaign promises. I’m still waiting for President Obama to shut down the Guantanamo Bay detention camp. Our new commander in chief signed an executive order that bars citizens of seven countries from entering the United States. This ban will remain … Continue Reading “Trump bans citizens from seven countries from entering U.S.”

2016 feels like the worst year ever

Planet Earth has finished yet another full lap around the Sun. It’s now the year 2017. The¬†chronological tank of unprocessed¬†sewage known as 2016 is finally over. When people say 2016 was the worst year ever, they’re opening the proverbial bomb bay doors and dropping a 50 megaton truth bomb. I feel like 2016 was the … Continue Reading “2016 feels like the worst year ever”

Somali refugee kills one and wounds 11 at Ohio State University

Abdul Razak Ali Artan, an 18-year-old Somali refugee, used a car and a butcher knife to attack students at Ohio State University. Artan killed one person and wounded 11 in the attack. Artan first used a silver Honda to plow into people, then he got out and began attacking others with a butcher knife. He … Continue Reading “Somali refugee kills one and wounds 11 at Ohio State University”

Donald Trump will be our next president

People were in shock yesterday to learn that Donald J. Trump defeated Hillary Clinton to become the 45th president of the United States of America. It seemed even Trump and his people were caught off guard by the news. For a long time now, all the polls pointed to Clinton winning. Then on November 8, … Continue Reading “Donald Trump will be our next president”