Ray Lewis is not talking about no fine

ray-lewis-gold-suitThe NFL announced yesterday that Baltimore Ravens linebacker Ray Lewis has been fined $25,000 for two separate dirty plays in the fourth quarter of Baltimore’s 17-14 loss on Sunday. In one of the plays, Lewis evidently thought he was the Karate Kid and kicked an opponent. In another, Lewis executed a viscous helmet-to-helmet hit on Cincinnati Bengals receiver Chad Ochocinco after the receiver failed to make a catch. Lewis was penalized for the hit and as a result, the Bengals were awarded 15 yards and another first down.  The penalty helped set up the game winning touchdown with only seconds remaining.

All because Ray Lewis couldn’t control himself.

It’s not his fault though. He could not help it.  It’s because he’s like a missile:

“But the bottom line is, when I turn to go, I’m like a missile. When I’m locked in, I’m locked in. Whatever’s there is there. Worrying about fines and all that, I’ll let that take care of itself. The NFL does a great job with that. You call them and discuss it with them.”

On Friday, Lewis said, “I’m not talking about no fine.”

It’s important to note that Ray Lewis was “locked on” to a receiver who did not even have the ball. Not that the hit would have been clean if Chad Ochocinco had in fact caught the ball. It was still a dirty helmet-to-helmet hit.

Thanks to my time spent in the Air Force as an electronic warfare systems technician, missiles are one of those rare things I happen to actually know a thing are two about.  If Ray Lewis is in fact “like a missile”, he’s a defective one.

Missiles that lock on to false targets are defective.

Fining players like Ray Lewis is a waste of time. He still believes that he didn’t so anything wrong, and that’s really too bad since he will be allowed to take the field Sunday when the Baltimore Ravens take on the Minnesota Vikings.  Will he once again “lock on” to the wrong target and because of this, drive his helmet into the helmet of an opposing player while traveling at a high rate of speed?

Ray Lewis probably spends $25,000 a year on his obnoxious looking gold clothing.  If the NFL really wanted to penalize players like Ray Lewis for using their helmets as a weapon, they ought to make him spend a few days working with paraplegics or people with severe spine injuries.  Maybe then Ray Lewis and players like him would realize just how serious this issue is.

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16 thoughts on “Ray Lewis is not talking about no fine”

  1. Oooh, yea, I don’t think working with paraplegics would work. That’s just not Ray’s style, I mean he certainly likes to maintain a nice guy image, but helping people would prevent him from being the asshole that he actually is. The asshole that “God blessed us with” that is.

    1. Maybe if he spent time with paraplegics, he would understand why hitting other players with his helmet was wrong. Nothing else seems to be getting through to him. All a $25,000 fine does is point out to everyone how disconnected NFL players are to the rest of society. He gets docked 25 grand and it doesn’t even register with him.

  2. Oooh, yea, I don’t think working with paraplegics would work. That’s just not Ray’s style, I mean he certainly likes to maintain a nice guy image, but helping people would prevent him from being the asshole that he actually is. The asshole that “God blessed us with” that is.

    1. Maybe if he spent time with paraplegics, he would understand why hitting other players with his helmet was wrong. Nothing else seems to be getting through to him. All a $25,000 fine does is point out to everyone how disconnected NFL players are to the rest of society. He gets docked 25 grand and it doesn’t even register with him.

  3. Oooh, yea, I don’t think working with paraplegics would work. That’s just not Ray’s style, I mean he certainly likes to maintain a nice guy image, but helping people would prevent him from being the asshole that he actually is. The asshole that “God blessed us with” that is.

    1. Maybe if he spent time with paraplegics, he would understand why hitting other players with his helmet was wrong. Nothing else seems to be getting through to him. All a $25,000 fine does is point out to everyone how disconnected NFL players are to the rest of society. He gets docked 25 grand and it doesn’t even register with him.

  4. Oooh, yea, I don’t think working with paraplegics would work. That’s just not Ray’s style, I mean he certainly likes to maintain a nice guy image, but helping people would prevent him from being the asshole that he actually is. The asshole that “God blessed us with” that is.

    1. Maybe if he spent time with paraplegics, he would understand why hitting other players with his helmet was wrong. Nothing else seems to be getting through to him. All a $25,000 fine does is point out to everyone how disconnected NFL players are to the rest of society. He gets docked 25 grand and it doesn’t even register with him.

  5. The “resource officers” in high schools are carrying tasers to deal with violent kids that won’t stop regardless of who’s telling them. I say let the on-field officials carry tasers, and when savages like Ray get out of hand, blast them. Sounds extreme, but head cases like this don’t understand normal behavior modification techniques. Treat him like the thug he is… excuse me, treat him like the missile he is.

    A heat-seeking moisture missile, that is.

  6. The “resource officers” in high schools are carrying tasers to deal with violent kids that won’t stop regardless of who’s telling them. I say let the on-field officials carry tasers, and when savages like Ray get out of hand, blast them. Sounds extreme, but head cases like this don’t understand normal behavior modification techniques. Treat him like the thug he is… excuse me, treat him like the missile he is.

    A heat-seeking moisture missile, that is.

  7. The “resource officers” in high schools are carrying tasers to deal with violent kids that won’t stop regardless of who’s telling them. I say let the on-field officials carry tasers, and when savages like Ray get out of hand, blast them. Sounds extreme, but head cases like this don’t understand normal behavior modification techniques. Treat him like the thug he is… excuse me, treat him like the missile he is.

    A heat-seeking moisture missile, that is.

  8. The “resource officers” in high schools are carrying tasers to deal with violent kids that won’t stop regardless of who’s telling them. I say let the on-field officials carry tasers, and when savages like Ray get out of hand, blast them. Sounds extreme, but head cases like this don’t understand normal behavior modification techniques. Treat him like the thug he is… excuse me, treat him like the missile he is.

    A heat-seeking moisture missile, that is.

  9. 2 dirty tackles.

    OK 2% of his wages (surely more than 25k), a 2 match ban and 2 weeks wiping the asses of people with spinal cord injuries who can’t do it themselves.

    Heck he could even use that disgusting suit, save on toilet paper.

  10. 2 dirty tackles.

    OK 2% of his wages (surely more than 25k), a 2 match ban and 2 weeks wiping the asses of people with spinal cord injuries who can’t do it themselves.

    Heck he could even use that disgusting suit, save on toilet paper.

  11. 2 dirty tackles.

    OK 2% of his wages (surely more than 25k), a 2 match ban and 2 weeks wiping the asses of people with spinal cord injuries who can’t do it themselves.

    Heck he could even use that disgusting suit, save on toilet paper.

  12. 2 dirty tackles.

    OK 2% of his wages (surely more than 25k), a 2 match ban and 2 weeks wiping the asses of people with spinal cord injuries who can’t do it themselves.

    Heck he could even use that disgusting suit, save on toilet paper.

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