Roger Clemens is a perv

From the New York Daily News:

Roger Clemens carried on a decade-long affair with country star Mindy McCready, a romance that began when McCready was a 15-year-old aspiring singer performing in a karaoke bar and Clemens was a 28-year-old Red Sox ace and married father of two, several sources have told the Daily News.

Well, that’s certainly creepy. It’s not like Roger Clemens would be the first Major League Baseball player to have an extramarital affair. Why did he have to focus his attention on a child? A 28-year old screwing a 15-year old is definitely creepy unless the 28-year old teacher is female and the 15-year old is a boy. In that case, it’s just Florida.

Mugshot of Mindy McCready.

Mindy McCready is the country singer that got into trouble with the law for trying to use fake OxyContin prescriptions. I think she also tried to choke a boyfriend to death. Mindy McCready may very well be a flawed and troubled person because Roger Clemens was throwing her the high hard one when she was just a kid.

I always thought Roger Clemens was a dick.  I just never realized he was a sexual deviant.

Mindy McCready has since confirmed the story.

This is why some people think Lance Armstrong is a cheat

If he’s going to endorse a special potion that staves off fatigue, why wouldn’t he use blood doping to get an edge?

I‘ve seen this ad appear on various websites the last few days. It’s some type of drink that allows the user to fight off tiredness and fatigue without taking a nap.

In other words, it’s cheat juice.

Feeling tired is just your body’s way of letting you know you need some sleep. The more tired you are, the more sleep you need. There is no substitute for sleep. Not only does it combat tiredness and fatigue better then anything else, it’s completely natural.

I don’t know what goes in a bottle of FRS, but I know it’s not as natural as good old-fashioned sleep.

Quite a few people believe that Lance Armstrong cheated when he won all those Tour de France titles. He denies it. In fact, he gets quite adamant about it. I would be more inclined to believe him if he didn’t do stuff like endorse a product like FRS.

If he’s going to endorse a special potion that staves off fatigue, why wouldn’t he use blood doping to get an edge?

Lenore Skenazy is an awful mother

You wouldn’t know it by looking at her, but Lenore Skenazy is an awful mother. When she isn’t needlessly risking the life of her 9-year old son, she is a columnist for the New York Sun.

In her latest column, she talks about how she left her 9-year old son at Bloomingdale’s in New York City with a subway map, a MetroCard, a $20 bill, and a fist full of quarters in case he had to make a call.

She points out that she didn’t give him a cell phone because she didn’t want it to get lost.

She seems to care more about her cell phone then she does about her own son. To be fair, maybe she doesn’t like her son, but she really likes her cell phone.

Skenazy goes on to refer to people who protect their children as “wimps”. She even points to crime statistics from the Justice Department that show that the number of children abducted by strangers has been going down.

Gee, I wonder why that is?

Lenore Skenazy. The last time I saw a mullet like this was watching 1990s hockey.

I would argue that this is because parents are being more careful about exposing their kids to unnecessary risks. It’s not because there are fewer child predators. No, it’s because parents have heard the story of Adam Walsh. It’s because parents are being smarter.

Parents not named Lenore Skenazy.

Hopefully, for her next column, she drops in at the local AIDS hospice and has unprotected sex with some of the patients. She can then take an AIDS test and if the results come back negative, she can write another column. She can say that people who think unprotected sex with numerous AIDS patients is dangerous are wimps.

Maybe she is only brave when she is risking someone else’s life.

Fujicolor to close Maryland facility

Fujicolor Processing has announced that they will be closing their Williamsport, Maryland plant on March 12. The Williamsport facility processes film for Wal-Mart, Sam’s Club, and other retail stores that operate in the Northeast. The facility currently has around 125 employees who will now be out a job.

I used to work at the Williamsport facility. In fact, it’s the reason I am living here in Maryland. I was hired as a repair technician shortly after leaving the Air Force. I didn’t know anything about photofinishing equipment. They were looking for ex-military people with an electronics background. When operators had a problem with their photofinishing equipment, they would call for a service tech. One of us would show up with our tools and try to get the problem fixed as soon as possible.

It could get very hectic at times. It was very much a high-production environment. It wasn’t the greatest job I ever had, but it certainly wasn’t the worst. The photofinishing equipment broke down constantly. Most of the problems were mechanical in nature. Very rarely did a piece of photofinishing equipment have something wrong with it that had to do with it’s electronics.

It wasn’t all bad. That’s were I met my wife Sheri. She operated a machine called a splicer that constantly broke down. I found myself looking forward to when her splicer acting up. She would sit and talk to me while I worked on it. Once I got it working again, I would hang around just to make sure it was working. That of course was just an excuse to talk to her.

You would not believe how perverted people can be. Seeing many of the pictures developed from the film people turned into their local Wal-Mart or Sam’s Club for 2-day processing gave me a clear understanding of just how nasty some people can be. Take it from me, if a guy is going to take photos of himself with a long stemmed rose inserted in this rectum, chances are he’s not going to go for the one-hour film processing. He’s going to drop his order in the box and come back in two days.

I guess I’m not surprised the facility is being shut down. Who uses film cameras?

Why I hate New England sports fans

Evidently there are some New England Patriots fans that want the NFL to investigate the final 1:22 of the Superbowl. They contend that the clock was stopped when it should not have been. They have an online petition that so far as garnered 16,340 signatures. I’m not sure how many of those are fake. I’m sure quite a few people signed in jest.

I signed the petition as Nomar McWhiner.

Even if 10% of the signatures are legit, that’s far too many. It’s pathetic.

From reading the petition, it appears they want the game replayed. Like that is going to happen. If steroid junkie Rodney Harrison has made a play against David Tyree, Patriot fans wouldn’t be whining about anything. They certainly wouldn’t be asking the NFL to investigate so they can replay the game.

I would think the last thing any Patriots fan would want is the NFL to do any more investigating.