Prepare thyself for White Death 2018

The weather people are calling for some brutal winter weather today. The National Weather Service issued a Winter Storm Warning for all of Maryland: Although I’m a fan of winter weather, I’m not a fan of sleet. It’s the centrist of winter weather. Sleet is not rain and it’s not snow. It’s an unholy, wishy-washy … Continue reading “Prepare thyself for White Death 2018”

The Baltimore Sun thinks I want to see child actress crotch shots

  I went to the website of The Baltimore Sun this morning to read about how the Orioles lost to the New York Yankees last night. I pay $7.96 a month for the privilege of unfettered access to their website without limitation. As I was finishing the article explaining how the Orioles lost in the 10th inning … Continue reading “The Baltimore Sun thinks I want to see child actress crotch shots”

Hagerstown Mayor Bob Bruchey is an idiot

Hagerstown Mayor Bob Bruchey posted a comment on Facebook that implied the mayor of London was a terrorist. The mayor of London is Sadiq Khan, born to Pakistani emigrants in Tooting, South London. He is also a Sunni Muslim. Mayor Bruchey is suggesting that since Mayor Khan is a Muslim, he’s a terrorist. What an … Continue reading “Hagerstown Mayor Bob Bruchey is an idiot”

Jarrod Ramos kills five at Annapolis newspaper

A lone gunman, Jarrod Ramos, 38, of Laurel, Maryland entered the Capital Gazette newspaper in Annapolis armed with a shotgun and killed five people. Two other people were injured in the attack. Ramos has evidently has had a long-standing grudge against the newspaper. In July of 2011, the paper mentioned Ramos by name in an … Continue reading “Jarrod Ramos kills five at Annapolis newspaper”

Today is the first day of Spring, but the snow is falling

According to The Fantasy Art of Frazetta calendar, I bought on clearance a month after New Year’s Day, today is the first day of Spring. With that said, it’s been snowing pretty good here in Hagerstown most of the day. And it’s not supposed to stop until tomorrow. The warlocks and witches that work at the National Weather … Continue reading “Today is the first day of Spring, but the snow is falling”

Hagerstown welcomes its new electronic overlords, red light cameras

Hagerstown began issuing $75 tickets yesterday based on the findings from its shiny new red-light cameras. The cameras are installed on Potomac Street and Wilson Boulevard and Virginia Avenue and Burhans Boulevard. I’m actually happy about this. People in Hagerstown are terrible drivers. I only hope city officials can handle the huge influx of money. I would go … Continue reading “Hagerstown welcomes its new electronic overlords, red light cameras”