Just don't tell them about the time you killed Aunt Beru and Uncle Owen

Jacob French recently completed a 3,100 mile walk in Australia wearing full Stormtrooper gear. He raised over $100,000 for the Starlight Children’s Foundation, a group dedicated to raising the spirits of seriously sick kids. In the above photo, he can be seen visiting with two children in a Sydney Children’s Hospital.

For the children’s sake, let’s hope he didn’t tell them about the time he killed Aunt Beru and Uncle Owen.

The Imperial Stormtroopers in Star Wars, though they look kind of cool in their fancy white armor, can be jerks. When they’re not murdering defenseless Jawas on the planet of Tatooine, they’re shooting cuddly Ewoks on Endor. The way some fans respond to Stormtroopers, you’d think they didn’t know Stormtroopers were the bad guys.

They were as bad as bad gets. They killed countless women and children and seemed to have no qualms about doing it.

Photo: Cameron Spencer / Getty Images

1 thought on “Just don't tell them about the time you killed Aunt Beru and Uncle Owen”

  1. Jose Rodriguez

    At least they didn’t “occupy wall street” and urinate on public grounds. Dang, how would you like it if all through your teen years you dreamed of “being all you could be or aim high” and after you joined you discovered it wasn’t anything like the commercials … hey, wait a second, isn’t that what WE did?!

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