Jesus cured Alabama football coach Nick Saban of COVID-19

Remember a few days ago when news broke that Alabama head football coach Nick Saban tested positive for COVID-19? Well, about that. It turns out the lord Jesus rid his 68-year-old body of the highly contagious virus. In fact, he’s now so healthy that he will be able to coach his team in tonight’s tonight’s nationally televised game against No. 3 ranked Georgia.

The man tested positive for COVID-19 on Wednesday. Then between Thursday and today, he was tested five (5) times. Each of the five tests showed he was negative for the coronavirus. The council of elders who govern the South East Conference (SEC) declared the first test, the one that showed Coach Saben was infected with COVID-19, to be a “false positive.”

Unless that first test was one of the unreliable COVID-19 tests imported from South Korea by Maryland Governor Larry Hogan, I think it’s a lot more likely that Coach Saban was healed by our Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ. That’s more likely than Coach Saban getting tested with one of our bogus South Korean COVID-19 tests.

Praise the Lord and Roll Tide. That’s what I say.

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