Now we know why Donald Trump wears that stupid hat

This photo of President Donald Trump entering Marine One shows why he was always wearing that stupid red “Make American Great Again” (MAGA) hat when he was outdoors.

I love America and I love the color red, but I’d rather wear a dirty Taliban robe than one of these stupid hats.

The dead blond varmint stitched to his skull doesn’t do well in the wind, or in this case, the rotor wash of a┬áSikorsky SH-3 Sea King helicopter.

I feel sorry for that Marine. His head is far too close to Trump’s rump. How can a man with such tiny hands have such a bulbous ass?

President Donald Trump’s two greatest enemies: fact checkers and the wind.

Author: Rick Rottman

This is my personal blog. It's where I write about things when I feel like it.

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