Chelsea Manning to run for U.S. Senate in Maryland

Look who I get to vote for as a U.S. Senator. Disgraced U.S. Army private Bradley Manning, now known as Chelsea Manning, will be running as a Democrat in the upcoming primary election for U.S. Senate for Maryland.

Chelsea Manning to run for U.S. Senate in Maryland - Bent Corner
U.S. Senator Ben Cardin

The seat is currently held by Democrat Ben Cardin. Even though I’ve voted for Cardin the past two elections, I imagine he’ll need to bow out of contention. Otherwise, he will be labeled a transphobe.

Sorry, Ben Cardin. Thank you for your service, but it’s time for you to move on.

Looks like I’ll need to register as a Democrat again. I registered unaffiliated after the 2016 Democratic Convention. Whatever the reason, perhaps something said by Lena Dunham or something said in Spanish by the illegal immigrant mother on stage, I realized the Democratic party just didn’t represent me anymore. That’s clearly not the case anymore.

If you do not vote for Chelsea Manning, you are transphobic

Who better to serve in the U.S. Senate than a disgraced U.S. Army private who cannot properly handle classified information? Plus, if you don’t cast your vote for Chelsea Manning, you are clearly transphobic.

Who doesn’t love a gal who can’t keep a secret?

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