The train wreak that is Tiger Woods just wont stop
December 8, 2009
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News reports are saying that a woman on “on advanced life support” (not to be confused with “minor life support”) was rushed by ambulance from Tiger Woods’ home to the local hospital. The woman is rumored to be Tiger’s mother-in-law. Maybe she had a heartattack when he heard how many zeroes her daughter’s monthly alimony check would have.
When will this national nightmare end?
First it came out that Tiger was seeing a skanky cocktail waitress on the side. Then it came out that he was seeing lots of skanky women on the side. Lots and lots of skanky women.
If Tiger has a fondness for skanky women, why did he marry Elin? That’s the thing I don’t understand, not that I feel the need to understand this.
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Two outta three-Gillette’s PR Dept must be sh!tting themselves.
All that remains to be asked/answered is what Roger Federer gonna do to top that lot?