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Federal investigators from the Federal Drug Administration are trying to figure out how exactly Heath Ledger got his hands on the two drugs that killed him, Oxycodone (OxyContin) and hydrocodone (Vicodin). He didn’t have a prescription for ether of the two drugs. He either purchased them illegally or someone gave them to him.

My guess is that someone gave them to him. Something tells me that Heath Ledger wasn’t schlepping around the East Village buying pain pills.

Investigators want to question Mary-Kate Olsen. The creepy looking former child actor was a close friend of Heath Ledger. When a masseuse entered Ledger’s apartment and found him dead, she called Mary-Kate Olsen three times before even calling 911. The masseuse worked for Mary-Kate Olsen as well as Heath Ledger.

Mary-Kate Olsen is refusing to speak to investigators unless she is given immunity. I wonder what she has to hide? My guess is that she was the one that gave Heath Ledger the pills.

Tags: Federal Drug Administration, Heath Ledger, hydrocodone, Mary-Kate Olsen, Oxycodone, OxyContin, Vicodin

It looks as though the all-time leader in interceptions thrown has second thoughts about being retired.  Perhaps he found out that nowhere else other then in the training rooms of the NFL do they hand out Vicodin pills like Pez candy. The four letter network is reporting that Favre sent a letter via overnight mail to the Green Bay Packers asking for his unconditional contractual release.

The hilarity that will ensue as a result of this is mind boggling.  If Favre were to sign with the Minnesota Vikings or the Chicago Bears, fat guys all across Wisconsin that wear a big chunk of foam rubber cheese on their head and name their first born son “Lombardi” will likely have strokes.

Tags: Brett Favre, Chicago Bears, ESPN, Green Bay Packers, Minnesota Vikings, NFL, Vicodin

You’d think that after their performances last year, either Ellie May Manning or perhaps Adrian Peterson would grace the cover of Madden 09. No, that would actually make sense. That would also be forgetting the amount of man-love John Madden has for recovering Vicodin addict and former Green Bay Packers quarterback Brett Favre.

Who cares if Favre already retired from the NFL?

It’s not like people spend a lot of time staring at the game’s cover. There’s also websites one can go to where you can make your own covers. All you have to do is upload your own photo and the website spits out a custom cover.

Frankly, I’m surprised John Madden is even still connected to this video game franchise. I used to play Madden Football back in 1991 on the Tandy. This is back when normal people didn’t own computers. Good times!

It’s not like he is the one actually writing the code for the game. There is just something funny about an 126-year old man being the front man to a video game. I’m not saying John Madden is old (yes I am), but when he first began playing football, instead of a ball, they used a severed human head.

Personally, I’m waiting for them to release Andy Rooney Baseball. Maybe Rooney’s not old enough yet to be the pitchman for a video sports game.

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Tags: Adrian Peterson, Andy Rooney, Brett Favre, Drug Addicts, John Madden, Madden 09, Vicodin