Bent Corner

The Yankees play Boston tonight on the ESPN. I can’t ever figure out which team I hate the most. The Yankees are the Yankees. The Red Sox are kind of like the Yankees version 2.0. Just like the Yankees, they rely on high priced free agents to win championships.

Boston fans are even more obnoxious then Yankees fans.  That’s something I didn’t even know was possible.

The game tonight will be called by Jon Miller and Joe Morgan.  These two men are as complete polar opposites as two people can be.  Miller is one of the best play by play men in baseball while Joe Morgan is semi-mentally retarded. You know that guy at work that is constantly saying things and telling stories that are just not true?

Joe Morgan is just like that guy.

(Photo: Deadspin)

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From the New York Daily News:

Roger Clemens carried on a decade-long affair with country star Mindy McCready, a romance that began when McCready was a 15-year-old aspiring singer performing in a karaoke bar and Clemens was a 28-year-old Red Sox ace and married father of two, several sources have told the Daily News.

Well that’s certainly creepy. It’s not like Roger Clemens would be the first Major League Baseball player to have an extramarital affair. Why did he have to focus his attentions on a child? A 28-year old screwing a 15-year old is definitely creepy unless the 28-year old is a female teacher and the 15-year old is a boy. In that case, it’s just Florida.

Mindy McCready is the country singer that got into trouble with the law for trying to use a fake OxyContin prescriptions. I think she also tried to choke a boyfriend to death. Mindy McCready may very well be a flawed and troubled person because Roger Clemens was throwing her the high hard one when she was just a kid.

I always thought Roger Clemens was a dick.  I just never realized he was a sexual deviant.

Mindy McCready has since confirmed the story.

Today was Opening Day in Major League Baseball. That is, if you don’t count the game that took place last night in Washington D.C. between the Nationals and the Braves or the two games that happened last week in Japan between The A’s and the Red Sox.

Those two games counted as regular season games. Go figure.

The Red Sox then came back to the land of the Big BX and played the Dodgers this past weekend in Los Angeles in a “spring training” exhibition game in the Los Angeles Coliseum in front of 115,300 fans. The last time I sat in the Coliseum to watch a Raiders game there was only about 45,000 people there and a good many of them for Browns fans.

When I got off work I turned on the Orioles game on my XM Radio. They were beating the Rays 2 - 0. By the time I got home, the Orioles were losing 6 - 2. Good to see that O’s are back in true Oriole form.

They haven’t racked up 10 losing seasons in a row by accident. Could this year make eleven? Only time will tell.