From the Baltimore Sun:

Former Ravens quarterback Steve McNair was fatally shot in his sleep last week by a 20-year-old girlfriend distraught about mounting financial problems and her belief that he was seeing someone else, police said Wednesday.

Sahel Kazemi “was spinning out of control” when she shot McNair four times as he dozed on a sofa early Saturday, then turned the gun on herself, Police Chief Ronal Serpas said.

Well there you have it, McNair is dead because he picked the wrong waitress from Dave & Busters to be his not-so-secret mistress. He should have chosen one that wouldn’t have gotten all homicidal over the fact that he was cheating on her with another mistress.

It sucks to be him.

I can’t help but think that he’d be alive today if he had simply stayed faithful to Mechelle McNair, his wife of 12 years and the mother of two of his four children. By all accounts, Mechelle McNair didn’t know that her husband had a mistress or a second mistress until she was informed that Steve McNair was dead.  She finds out that her husband is a cheating scumbag and that he’s dead in the very same instant.  Talk about a punch to the gut. Does she even go to the funeral?

And let the record show that contrary to published reports, Steve McNair was no “warrior”. Warriors don’t let their 20-year old crazy-ass Iranian born mistresses put four rounds into them while they are dozing on the sofa.