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The Los Angeles Lakers are NBA champs

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The Los Angeles Lakers defeated the Orlando Magic, 99-86, last night to win the 2009 NBA Championship, 4 games to 1. It makes the 15th NBA title for the Lakers and the fourth title for Kobe Bryant and Derek Fisher. It’s also the first title for Bryant and Fisher without Shaquille O’Neal.

Maybe you’ve heard of him. Shaquille O’Neal. He’s a really big guy that likes to pretend he’s a cop.

This makes the 10th NBA championship for Lakers Coach Phil Jackson, one more than Boston Celtics Red Auerbach.

Stay classy Denver

koberape2 Nothing like taking an alleged sexual assault against one of your own and turning it into fodder to be used against the other team’s star player.

I’m not sure what this Nuggets fan will do with her t-shirt now that the Nuggets season is finally over.

Kobe Bryant was never convicted of raping 19-year old Katelyn Faber in a hotel room in Cordillera, Colorado back in 2003.  Mostly that’s because Faber kept on changing her story as to what happened that night.  She also refused to testify against Bryant in criminal court after she reached an out-of-court settlement with Bryant in civil court.

Terms of the settlement were never made public. [Photo: Deadspin]

Could someone please do Shaquille O’Neal a favor and kindly tell him how his rectum tastes?

For some unknown reason NBA superstar Shaquille O’Neal is curious what his rectum tastes like. In fact, he wants fellow NBA superstar and former Lakers teammate Kobe Bryant to taste it and tell him what exactly it tastes like. I’ve got to say I find the request to be extremely troubling. Why would someone want to know what their ass tastes like?

Somethings are much better left not knowing.

Also, why would he want Kobe Bryant to be the one to find this information out? This would require Bryant to place his tongue on O’Neal’s rectum. I would think O’Neal being the rabid heterosexual man — he has fathered five children to two women — that he would not want another man to place his tongue on his body.

That includes his rectum.

I’m not sure if the NBA has any rules against players tasting the body parts of other players. If there’s not a rule in place against it, there should be.  Hopefully NBA David Stern will weigh in on this matter.

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