Fidel Castro is dead and that makes me happy

Long-time Cuban dictator Fidel Castro died Friday, November 25, 2016. He was 90 years old.

Fidel Castro was a terrible human being. Not only was he a Communist, but he was also a chronic human rights abuser, responsible for the death of thousands of his people. He also tried to convince the Soviet Union to initiate a first-strike nuclear attack against the United States, if the United States invaded Cuba and removed him from power.

The man was so power hungry that he would advocate a massive nuclear war between the United States and the Soviet Union if he were to lose power. What a dick.

If Fidel Castro provided anything positive, it was that he made for a great litmus test for rooting out assholes. Show me someone who said anything even remotely positive about Fidel Castro, and I’ll show you someone who is either ignorant of history or someone who is purposely trying to be an asshole.

For example, take a look at Twitter:

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ESPN has since deleted their tweet about the sports-loving murderous tyrant.

Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau had this to say about the dead tyrant:

Fidel Castro was a larger than life leader who served his people for almost half a century. A legendary revolutionary and orator, Mr. Castro made significant improvements to the education and healthcare of his island nation.

While a controversial figure, both Mr. Castro’s supporters and detractors recognized his tremendous dedication and love for the Cuban people who had a deep and lasting affection for “el Comandante”.

I know my father was very proud to call him a friend and I had the opportunity to meet Fidel when my father passed away. It was also a real honour to meet his three sons and his brother President Raúl Castro during my recent visit to Cuba.

On behalf of all Canadians, Sophie and I offer our deepest condolences to the family, friends and many, many supporters of Mr. Castro. We join the people of Cuba today in mourning the loss of this remarkable leader.

Dedication and love for the Cuban people? Were the thousands of Cubans Fidel Castro had thrown into prison or executed, for political reasons, not people? Justin Trudeau is an idiot.

I’m glad Fidel Castro is dead. Not only Cuba, but the world is a much better place without him in it. Too bad to took this long for him to take his rightful place in Hell next to Adolf Hitler, Joseph Stalin, and Robert E. Lee.

Justin Trudeau’s crotch is choosing sides

Marvel Comics released the cover image of Civil War II: Choosing Sides #5. It features Canadian Prime Minister and self-proclaimed feminist Justin Trudeau pretending to be a boxer. He’s wearing a Canadian tourist tank-top and a pair of shorty shorts so skimpy, not even 1980’s John Stockton would have worn them.

What you can’t see are Trudeau’s feet. I’m assuming he’s wearing roller skates. Usually when you see a man dressed like Trudeau, he’s roller skating, usually running afoul of the law.

Shorts Justin Trudeau would approve of.
Shorts Justin Trudeau would approve of.

I think it’s safe to say that if you’re still reading monthly floppy comic books, especially Marvel comic books, something must be wrong with you. If spending four bucks for a 22-page comic featuring the crotch of Justin Trudeau on its cover doesn’t give you pause and force you think about your life, it’s really quite sad.