Tag Archive 'IndyCar'

Sunday, July 20, 2008

Do not piss off Danica Patrick


Evidently there are two things that really piss off IndyCar Series driver Danica Patrick - People that host their website someplace other then GoDaddy and people that drive slow in front of her during a practice session.  I have no idea where fellow IndyCar Series driver Milka Duno has her blog hosted with, but evidently she drives slow. At least she does when she’s driving in front of Danica Patrick. Oh no! Danica Patrick then got into it with Milka Duno and there was even a towel involved.

The way Danica is going out of her way to confront other drivers that have down her wrong, she is starting to look like Jimmy Spencer.

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IndyCar Series driver and wannabe Girls Gone Wild participant Danica Patrick will get a chance to try out of the Formula 1 Honda team. Honda team boss Nick Fry says that she will get some time on the track either at Jerez or Barcelona in November.

If she times well, she could race at the start of next season. If she makes it, she would be the first woman to race in Formula 1 since 1974.

Would she be accepted by the other drivers? Current Honda driver Jenson Button says Danica might have some problems making it to Formula 1. He has said:

“A girl with big boobs would never be comfortable in the car, and the mechanics wouldn’t concentrate. Can you imagine strapping her in?”

I’m not sure, but this very well could be the first time Danica Patrick has been accused of having large breasts. She most be proud. First she won the Japan 300, now her mammary glands are being described as being so large that skilled auto mechanics will lose the ability to turn a wrench.

Her parents must be so … proud.

Race car beauty wins shot at being first woman Formula 1 driver for 30 years [UK Daily Mail]

Monday, April 21, 2008

Danica Patrick finally wins a race

Danica Patrick makes IndyCar history by becoming the first woman to win a race. She won the Japan 300 in her 50th career start.

Maybe now she can stop doing dumb stuff like pretending to take her racing suit off for the camera. It’s kind of hard to take anyone serious when they choose to demean themselves in a men’s magazine. Look! It’s Danica Patrick walking down the beach and she’ s peeling off her racing suit. As luck would have it, a photographer was there to capture the moment.

I don’t ever remember Dick Trickle ever having to take off his flame retardant racing suit for the camera.