If you didn’t know that the man on the right was Sammy Sosa, you would think it was just some creepy looking guy with pasty skin and freaky looking eyes. It’s Sammy Sosa with pasty skin and freaky looking eyes.

He looks like a vampire or a zombie.

Is pale skin one of the side effects of long time steroid use?  If it is, it wouldn’t be the first time Sammy Sosa displayed an unwanted side effect from hard-core steroid abuse.  Who can forget the time Sammy Sosa was called before Congress to talk about performance enhancing drugs in baseball and he lost the ability to speak English?  If I’m not mistaken, that’s one of the possible side effects of steroid use.  I once took a cortisone injection in my shoulder and I stopped being able to speak Klingon.

A coincidence?  I think not.

One of his “friends” told the Chicago Tribune that he is going through some kind of “rejuvenation process for his skin” and that it left his skin looking white.  This friend also said something about Sosa using moisturizing treatment at night on his face.

If he’s using moisturizer on his face, why are his ears white too?