About those Christian missionaries in Haiti who are now sitting in jail

Christian Missionary and Internet Scammer Laura Silsby
Like a lot of people I’ve heard quite a bit about those Christian missionaries now sitting in a jail cell down in Haiti on charges of kidnapping for trying to take orphans out of Haiti and into the Dominican Republic. I spent about ten minutes on the Internet to find out the details surrounding this case and walked away thinking those missionaries now sitting in jail are exactly where they need to be.
They deserve to be in jail.
First of all, they weren’t trying to take these kids, these supposed orphans, to the United States so that they could be adopted by loving parents. No, their goal was to take them out of Haiti so that they could live in a brand new orphanage they were establishing in the Dominican Republic. Secondly, many of these kids aren’t even orphans. A good many have parents and family members in Haiti. A good many were temporarily in a Haitian orphanage not because they were orphans, but because of the earthquake, they had no where to live. Some of these orphans had parents, parents who were told that if they allowed their children to leave Haiti and go live in the Dominican Republic, they would be educated and live a much better life.
The leader of these Christian missionaries now sitting in jail is a woman named Laura Silsby, a 40-year-old Idaho businesswoman. It’s been her dream to build an orphanage down in the Dominican Republic for Haitian children. She’s a woman with a somewhat checkered past. She was recently sued by employees of her Internet based business Personal Shopper for unpaid wages. According to the New York Times, the reasons she gave her employees for not paying them was “no money for payroll” and “fully investor funded and investors have been hit hard by the economy.”
Laura Silsby lost her $358,000 home in Meridian, Idaho in July 2009 to foreclosure. In November 2009 she registered a new not-for-profit, the New Life Children’s Refuge, at the address of that same foreclosed house. The New Life Children’s Refuge is the name of the organization behind the new orphanage in the Dominican Republic. Currently, it’s a rented beach resort in the Dominican Republic.
I don’t feel sorry for Laura Silsby or the people she got to help her steal children. If they were stupid enough to go down to Haiti and help pluck children for Silsby’s beach resort orphanage, they deserve to face the full brunt of the Haitian justice system. Whatever that is.
Ken Griffey Jr. returns to Seattle
Future Hall of Famer Ken Griffey Jr returns to the team where he started his career, the Seattle Mariners. Griffey began his MLB career as 19-year-old in 1989. He played for the Mariners for 11 seasons and went to 10 All-Star games in those 11 years. He then asked the team to trade him to Cincinnati, the city he considers to be his home. The Mariners honored the request and Griffey became a Cincinnati Red before the 2000 season.
His career with the Reds was never quite at the All-Star level that it was in Seattle. Mostly that was due to injuries. I guess that’s what happens when you don’t have a secret cousin who is able to smuggle in mysterious over-the-counter substances from the Dominican Republic. Your body breaks down and takes longer to heal. Imagine that.
Poor A-Rod
I listened to the Alex Rodriguez press conference yesterday and I found the whole thing to be wildly entertaining. The problem, at least for Alex Rodriguez, is that I don’t think that was the intended purpose of the press conference.
To entertain me.
Why doesn’t he just come out and say exactly what he did? The only thing people hate more than a cheater is an idiot. The more A-Rod talks, the more he sounds like a total idiot. For example, his explanation on how he got the steroids; He says that a cousin smuggled them in from the Dominican Republic. He claims that he doesn’t really know what they were or what exactly they did.
There are just some things you don’t allow even a cousin to do. Injecting your buttocks with a mysterious substance from the Dominican Republic is one of those things.
Steroids weren’t even banned in Major League Baseball until 2005. He should just come out and be completely honest. Don’t hold anything back. In today’s press conference, he refused to identify his cousin. Does he honestly think he can keep the name of his cousin a secret?
I wish him the best of luck with that.
Former Orioles shortstop Miguel Tejada actually two years older then he claims
It turns out that when Miguel Tejada signed his first professional baseball contract in the Dominican Republic, he was 19 and not 17 as he claimed. He’s been lying about his age ever since.
At least to Major League Baseball. According to the Houston Astros — the team he plays for now — his green card, his driver’s license, and everything else that he uses in his personal life shows that he was born in 1974. Everything in baseball shows that he was born in 1976.
The thing I don’t understand is how his correct date of birth appears on his green card, yet none of the teams he has played for knew his correct age. Not only do they have to look at his green card, I believe they have to retain a copy of his green card.
Why didn’t anyone look at it?
If he has been lying about his age, what else could he be lying about? In 2005 Rafael Palmeiro was suspended for ten days after testing positive for steroids. Acording to ESPN, Palmeiro implicated Miguel Tejada to baseball’s arbitration panel saying that Tejada was responsible for his positive test. Palmeiro claimed the only thing he had ever injected himself with was vitamin B12 supplied by Tejada.
Could the B12 have really been the potent anabolic steroid stanozolol?
I’ll be totally honest and admit that I never liked Miguel Tejada. He always seemed too fat to be a shortstop. I thought he swung at the first pitch too much. He had decent numbers. I guess. I don’t think he was worth what the Orioles were paying him, but what else is new? I was glad when they traded him to the Astros.



