Lois Feldman, 38, married mother of three, Sunday school teacher, drinker of wine, Iowa Hawkeye fan, and bathroom stall sex bandit wants the world to know that her life is ruined.

At least that is what she told the Demoines Register.

In case you haven’t heard, Feldman was caught making love with a 26-year old stranger in a men’s room stall at an Iowa Hawkeye – Minnesota Gophers college football game. She and her husband had gone to a party before the game where she drank mass quantities of wine. She and her husband then left the party to attend the game.  Shortly before halftime, she left her husband to go use the ladies room and the rest is college football men’s room stall history.

She claims she doesn’t remember the event.  She says that she only remembers leaving her seat to use the restroom and the next thing she remembers is a police officer pushing the door open and separating her from her stall companion.

If you are thinking that Feldman’s husband is wasting no time in starting divorce proceedings, you are wrong.  Not only does Mr. Feldman fully support his wife through this, he actually blames himself.  Whatever.

If she thinks her life is now ruined over this, why is she talking to a reporter?  All she’s doing is perpetuating the story.  There’s nothing she can do or say to make it any better.  She needs to just shut up.  And not drink wine.