Tag Archive 'Chuck Norris'

3 convicted in Ohio of plotting to kill U.S. servicemenA federal jury convicted three Ohio men of plotting to attack U.S. troops overseas. Mohammad Amawi, Marwan El-Hindi, and Wassim Mazloum were convicted of conspiring to kill or injure people outside the United States and face sentences of life in prison.

Not that I want to tell a wannabe terrorist how to take care of his business, but I think they would have had an easier time carrying out their terrorist plans if they didn’t make themselves look like terrorist extras from a really bad Chuck Norris movie.

Not that there is such a thing as a really good Chuck Norris movie.

What were these guys thinking? The fella on the right looks like he has West Virgina roadkill hanging from his chin.

If they really wanted to stick it to American service members, they should have just opened a pawn shop or a payday loan store outside a military base. That’s what everyone else that wants to screw over military people do.

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