SubscribeCreepy gay kid who lost ‘American Idol’ acts creepy at American Music Awards
Adam Lambert, the runner-up on season 8 of American Idol, performed at the American Music Awards last night. The award show was televised by ABC. During Lambert’s performance, he made out with a male keyboard player and forced a female dancer’s head to his crotch in a sexually suggestive manner.
At least she looked to be female.
Make no mistake, Adam Lambert is one creepy dude. That fact that he’s gay has nothing to do with it. Anyone – gay or straight – that walks another human being on a leash like they were a dog on stage in front of millions is a creep.
The kind of creepy, massivly talented kid lost on ‘American Idol’
Adam Lambert, the favorite to win this year’s American Idol came up short last night and lost to the other guy, Kris Allen.
Adam Lambert was robbed.
Not that it really matters. Both Adam Lambert and Kris Allen will both get recording contracts. It’s not like the winner of American Idol gets a large amount of money or one of those tricked out homes from Extreme Makeover: Home Edition. They don’t even get a trophy or a special sash.
I think people will quickly forget about Kris Allen. Adam Lambert, not so much. I think he has the best voice out of anyone to ever be on American Idol.
The judges on ‘American Idol’ really don’t like Allison Iraheta
The theme for last night’s American Idol was rock n’ roll. The celebrity guest “mentor” was former Guns N’ Roses lead guitarist Slash. I’m not sure what his qualifications are for teaching or mentoring young people on how to sing.
Hopefully he didn’t teach them how to shoot black tar heroin, because he knows a thing or two about that.
Allison Iraheta did Janis Joplin’s Cry Baby. It sounded great. The judges didn’t really like it. Mostly they thought it sounded too much like Janis Joplin. Paula Abdul put her giant cup of vodka down for a moment to say that Iraheta could play Janis Joplin in a movie.
How is telling a 17-year old girl, the only girl still in the competition, that she sounded too much like the greatest female rock signer of all time a criticism?
It was rock n’ roll night. It’s like criticizing a high school baseball player by telling him they hit the ball too much like Babe Ruth.
Clay Aiken is a Gay-American
Former American Idol season two runner-up Clay Aiken wants the world to know that he is gay. Not that anyone didn’t already know this bit of information. What’s next, will American Idol season two winner Rubin Studdard announce that he is fat and black?
I don’t think so.
Aiken is to appear on the cover of People magazine with his newborn son along with the caption “YES I AM A GAY-AMERICAN SO DEAL WITH IT YOU ASSHOLES” or something like that.
I say good for him. I think people hiding who they are is just silly. Not that I don’t understand why they feel the need to do it. Hating on people because their gay is one of the very last refuges for small minded people that are predisposed to ugly prejudices.
This doesn’t change anything. I’m sure that anyone who considered themselves a Clay Aiken fan before this announcement will go on being a Clay Aiken fan.
American Idol contestant used to be a gay stripper
American Idol contestant David Hernandez is trying to entertain audiences with his singing. It seems he has some experience entertaining audiences, just not with his voice. The Associated Press is reporting that he once entertained audiences by removing his clothes. So says manager Gordy Bryan of Dick’s Cabaret, a male strip club in Phoenix. According to Bryn, the the 24-year-old finalist appeared fully nude and even performed lap dances for the club’s “mostly male” clientele.
According to Bryan, David Hernandez was pretty good at being a gay stripper. Bryan said, “He had the look and the type that people like, so he made pretty good money here.”
I guess if you are going to be a gay stripper, you had better be good at it, especially if you are dancing at Dick’s Cabaret.
I’m not sure how this will effect his position on American Idol. I think they’ve kicked people off the show for less. Then again, it’s not like he did anything illegal.
Sanjaya remains and Chris Sligh gets the boot
Not only did Sanjaya not get the boot last night on American Idol, he wasn’t even in the bottom three. I’m not saying that Chris Sligh didn’t deserve to be let go after butchering a Police song. I don’t like people that foul up a Police song.
I dislike Sanjaya more.
If this craziness continues, this may anger God. He’s probably looking down and shaking his head at America’s stupidity. Not that he doesn’t do that a lot anyway. When he looks down and sees Sanjaya prancing around on stage with his hair in a pony-hawk forgetting words to songs, it’s got to irritate him. Especially when he knows that Sanjaya is remaining on the show only because people are voting for him to remain.
It’s not a good idea to make God mad.
Who knows what voting for Sanjaya will make God do. He very well may flood the Earth. He promised to never do that again, but that was before he heard Sanjaya sing. He may turn our rivers to blood. He may blanket the country in locusts. They are kind of like grasshoppers, but different. I think he also did something with frogs, but I don’t remember all the details.
Remember, we all used to have only one language until the good people of Babylon came up with the idea of building a really big tower. Unfortunately, they forgot to fill out the proper paperwork and get all of the permits from God. That made God mad. Next thing you know, we had different languages. Even that one in Africa where people cluck. If you ask me, they got the short end of the stick.
Compounding the problem is that I have to believe God was rooting for Chris Sligh. He was a student for several years at Christian fundamentalist Bob Jones University. Not only does America vote to keep Sanjaya, it causes the guy he was rooting for to get kicked off. If you think about it, it’s a lot worse then building a humongous tower without asking for permission first.
Don’t blame me if you wake up tomorrow morning to find that nobody understands you any longer because you speak cluck.
Sanjaya Malakar must go
The joke has gone on long enough. American Idol is supposed to be a singing competition. At the bare minimum, the contestants should be able to sing.
Sanjaya Malakar is not a good singer. That’s precisely why he feels the need to resort to dressing up as a freak. That’s why he feels the need to do ridiculous things to his hair each and every week. Each week it’s worse then the last. He simply has to go home tonight. He has run out of shtick. There is nothing more he can do that will out Sanjaya last night’s appearance. He has backed himself to the cliff and there is no where else to go but down.
I honestly don’t know what more he could do to look even more freakish.
Last night’s actual singing was even worse. Not only did it sound rotten, he actually forgot the words. He is now at the point where he is mocking the very people that call in and vote for him every week. Can you imagine how real singers feel when they see this buffoon on TV? Singers that take their art seriously?
Singers that if they were going to be singing live on national TV in front of 30 million people might actually learn the words to the song they were singing. Sanjaya spent more time doing his ridiculous ponytail Mohawk then preparing to sing.
What an ass.
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