Celebrities
May 17th, 2008
I know they are from Florida and you are to expect a certain amount of creepiness to come from the state, but I think this is pushing it. Here we see Hulk Hogan spreading suntan lotion on his daughter Brooke’s rear end.
Tags: Brook Hogan, Creepy Photos, Florida, Hulk Hogan, Suntan Lotion
You know, outside of murderers and rapists and other seriously bad-type people, Hulk Hogan is one of the worst human beings on the planet. Not only did he break way, way more careers than he made in his years as the top draw in pro wrestling; not only has be shown a willingness, even an eagerness to exploit his family for his own celebrity; not only do he and his daughter have a super-creepy Agamemnon/Electra thing going on (only, you know, more overtly sexual); but the dude is orange. That’s why he’s always wearing brightly colored bandanas on his bald head, to draw the color out of his tangerine-hued tanned hide.
Never trust an orange person. Unless it’s a birth defect, or they’re from another planet where orange skin is the norm. Then it’s okay.
What about the Thing? I more or less trust him, and he’s orange.
i trust the thing because hes made from rock, and obviously has a good repertoire with us normal humans. a man who is orange by choice is not one i want anything to do with.
I was going to include an exception for the Thing, but I thought it would be self-evident. The orange people made of rock and created by Jack Kirby are the only ones to be trusted.