You should not be allowed to wear ‘special’ uniforms if your team sucks


Another week, another special commemorative uniform worn by the Maryland football team, and another humiliating loss. Yesterday Maryland welcomed the Ohio State to the Capital One Field at Byrd Stadium, and were soundly beaten 52 to 24. Under Armour, the Maryland-based sports clothing and accessories company, it the official supplier of … [Read more...]

‘The Daily Show’ confronts four Redskins fans with eight Native Americans, hilarity does not ensue


The Daily Show ran a segment this week that tackled the issue involving the name of the Washington Redskins, a name some people claim to find offensive and on the wrong side of history, whatever that means. In the heavily edited segment, fake-correspondent Jason Jones sat down with four self-described Washington Redskins fans; Kelli … [Read more...]

Jonathan Dwyer arrested for domestic violence


Arizona Cardinals running back Jonathan Dwyer was arrested yesterday for domestic violence against his wife and his one-year-old child. The assault took place in Arizona over a two day period in July. His wife, who suffered a broken bone in the incident, didn't report it to authorities until September 11. Is this just the way things are now in … [Read more...]

Vikings change their mind about Adrian Peterson

Adrian Peterson wheaties

Looks like Adrian Peterson will have more time to beat his kids and post weird, religious sounding missives on the Twitter. The Minnesota Vikings have reversed their earlier decision and will not be playing Peterson this Sunday against the New Orleans Saints. They've placed him on something called the NFL's exempt/commissioner's permission list … [Read more...]

Baltimore Orioles win the American League East


The Baltimore Orioles beat the Toronto Blue Jays last night 8-2 and with the win, they locked up the American League East. It's the first division title for the Orioles in 17 years. To put this achievement into context, the last time the Orioles were AL East Champions, Cal Ripken Jr. was at third, Brady Anderson roamed centerfield, and Chris … [Read more...]

Child abuser Adrian Peterson releases a statement

Child abuser Adrian Peterson

Minnesota Vikings running back Adrian Peterson released a statement yesterday addressing the criminal charge that he physically abused his four-year-old son with a tree branch. The statement: My attorney has asked me not to discuss the facts of my pending case. I hope you can respect that request and help me honor it. I very much want the … [Read more...]