Redskins beat Cowboys in overtime, make most NFL pundits look like slack-jawed idiots

Washington Redskins v Dallas Cowboys

The Washington Redskins went into Dallas last night and beat the Cowboys in overtime, 20-17. Not only did the Redskins beat the Cowboys, they treated Tony Romo much like how Obi Wan Kenobi treated Anakin Skywalker on the planet Mustafar, except without all the lava. Third-string quarterback Colt McCoy lead the Redskins in the win, completing 25 … [Read more...]

I could not care less about this year’s World Series


Evidently there's a World Series going on right now. I haven't been paying any attention to it, mostly because neither teams deserves to be there. Not really. The Kansas City Royals finished the regular season with an 89-73 record, earning them 2nd place in the American League Central. The San Francisco Giants finished the regular season with an … [Read more...]

Steve Nash to miss entire 2014-15 NBA season with sore back

NBA: Utah Jazz at Los Angeles Lakers

Steve Nash, the one-time NBA great, will miss the entire upcoming 2014-15 NBA season because of a back injury he aggravated carrying his luggage. NBA players carry their own luggage? The Los Angeles Lakers acquired Nash in a sign-and-trade deal with the Phoenix Suns back in 2012. They gave up two first-round and two second-round picks and then … [Read more...]

You should not be allowed to wear ‘special’ uniforms if your team sucks


Another week, another special commemorative uniform worn by the Maryland football team, and another humiliating loss. Yesterday Maryland welcomed the Ohio State to the Capital One Field at Byrd Stadium, and were soundly beaten 52 to 24. Under Armour, the Maryland-based sports clothing and accessories company, it the official supplier of … [Read more...]

‘The Daily Show’ confronts four Redskins fans with eight Native Americans, hilarity does not ensue


The Daily Show ran a segment this week that tackled the issue involving the name of the Washington Redskins, a name some people claim to find offensive and on the wrong side of history, whatever that means. In the heavily edited segment, fake-correspondent Jason Jones sat down with four self-described Washington Redskins fans; Kelli … [Read more...]

Jonathan Dwyer arrested for domestic violence


Arizona Cardinals running back Jonathan Dwyer was arrested yesterday for domestic violence against his wife and his one-year-old child. The assault took place in Arizona over a two day period in July. His wife, who suffered a broken bone in the incident, didn't report it to authorities until September 11. Is this just the way things are now in … [Read more...]