Category: Personal

All hail the $78 Blu-ray player

0005381857103_500X500I celebrated my first day of my new job by by purchasing a Magnavox Blu-ray player at Wal-Mart for $78. Now I can watch all those Blu-ray movies I bought right before the Samsung Blu-ray player we purchased on Black Friday 2008 up and died. And to think how happy I was last year when I was able to buy a Blu-ray player at Circuit City for only $200.

My how things change.

My days being unemployed are coming to a close

It looks as though the national nightmare known as me not having a job is almost over.  I’ve been offered a position with a Fortune 500 company that I have accepted.

Yea!

I was offered the position this past Thursday over the telephone, and UPS delivered my welcome packet this morning.

My first day of work will be December 14.

To say I am excited about this is a huge understatement.  As fate would have it, this is actually a much better job than the one I had before.  I wont be working with my hands and the job doesn’t involve electronics.  No soldering, no desoldering, no dealing with burned up circuit boards, and no troubleshooting of tiny surface mount components I cannot even see with the naked eye.

This job involves computers and the Internet.  I’ll be working with people over the telephone.  It still involves troubleshooting, but instead of electronics, it will involve html and php.  It’s something I see myself really enjoying.

I have something to be very thankful about this Thanksgiving.  Not only have I found a job in a time when finding a job is somewhat difficult, I think I’ve landed one that I am really going to enjoy.

Rejected by attached form letter

About a month ago I applied for a job advertised in the local newspaper. It was for a job I didn’t really want, for a company I didn’t really want to work for, but I felt that I had a responsibility to apply for any job that I was even remotely qualified for. With the national unemployment rate now at 10.2%, I feel as though I shouldn’t let any opportunity for gainful employment slip on by.

Last night I received an email from this company concerning the position I applied for. Here’s a screen shot:

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By the name for the document they attached to the email for me to read, I don’t think I need to bother opening it. The title of the document says everything I need to know. I’ve been rejected.

I went ahead and opened the document and read it. Nowhere in the letter does the word “rejection” appear. In the letter, they are much nicer in how they tell me that don’t want to hire me.

Being unemployed is so much fun.

Punching up the old resume

I spent the better part of the morning punching up my resume. Now that I am gainfully unemployed and must compete with a good many of my fellow Americans who have also been laid off by their employers, I figured that I needed to tune up my resume. It’s the first time since getting out of the Air Force in 1994 that I have had a definite ending date for my most recent employer. Up until now, it’s always simply said “Present” for an ending date. Now it shows “September 2009″.

It’s the first time since 1994 that I have had to look for a job when I didn’t already have a job.

I noticed while updating my resume that for every company I’ve ever worked for except one, the name of the company changed while I worked for them. My former employers were all acquired by other companies and without exception, took on the name of the company that acquired them. The one company that didn’t change names while I was there, Gretag Imaging, instead simply went out of business shortly after I left. Walmart Photo became Fujicolor. Moore Business Communication Services became RR Donnelly. My last employer started out with one name and then later became something else.

I wonder if this is just the way it will always be. Will corporations trade companies back and forth like bad pennies? Looking at my own job history, I have no reason to believe that the company that eventually hires me will remain that company for very long. If history is any indicator, it will become something else.

Go ahead and add one more to the unemployment numbers

TheScreamYesterday afternoon I was called into my manager’s office and informed that my employment was being terminated effective immediately.  I was told that it was solely because the company needed to decrease the employee head count.

It’s not like I didn’t see this coming.

Until yesterday afternoon, I worked for a company that manufactured electronic inverters used to control industrial 3-phase A.C. motors.  I worked in the service department.  I was responsible for inspecting, troubleshooting,  and repairing inverters that came back for warranty.  About 18 months ago, we were acquired by a company in Finland.  Initially I thought it was a good thing.  I then soon realized that it probably wasn’t.  For one thing, the new company didn’t believe in doing it’s own aftermarket service.  At it’s facilities in Europe, all aftermarket service was outsourced to a third-party vendor.

It was soon announced that the new company would be building a new facility to replace the one we were currently in.  The lease was going to expire soon and the new company decided that it would be better to just build a whole new facility.  When the new facility was announced and the floor plans were revealed, I couldn’t help but notice that it lacked a service department.  When I brought this fact up to management, I was told not to worry.  I was told that the reason there was not a service department on the floor plan was because it had not yet been decided where exactly it would be placed.

There were other signs over the last twelve months that my services might no longer be needed.   I updated my resume and hoped for the best.  I figured that if I was to be let go, it would probably happen next month when the new facility was scheduled to open.  If for no other reason, I figured they would at least keep me until everything had been moved over to the new building.

It’s not all bad.  At least I’m eligible for unemployment insurance.  In the past when I have looked for a new job, it was always a hassle finding time to go to interviews.  That is no longer a problem.

I’ve also been meaning to organize my sock drawer.

My brother the hero

I’ve always been impressed with the accidental hero, the person who just so happens to be in the right place at the right time and does something totally outside their normal frame of operation for the selfless betterment of others. Yesterday my brother Tim Rottman proved to be one of those special people.

My sister-in-law Stephanie wrote the following:

Today while out working, Tim was the first person to arrive at a house fire. When the neighbors told him that people were inside he broke the glass on their door with a brick and went inside. Once inside he successfully rescued …an elderly woman and a young boy. He then went on to rescue their scared German Shepherd who was hiding under the house. Then, he went back to work! I love this man!

My brother is not a firefighter. He’s not a former Navy SEAL. He’s not what I would call an adrenaline junkie. He’s a father and he’s a husband. He’s a son and he’s a brother. He’s a small business owner. He likes to watch Formula 1 racing and drink Guinness. He’s just a decent guy who saw smoke and wondered if people needed help. He went into a house that was on fire and crawled around in the smoke to save people he did not know.

There needs to be a word for people like him. The word “hero” just doesn’t seem to cut it.

A tree from the land of my people

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My brother Tim posted this photo of a Joshua tree on Facebook this morning. I grew up in the high desert of southern California where Joshua trees were quite plentiful. To be honest, I didn’t appreciate their beauty while growing up around them. It was only later after moving away and being away from them that I developed an appreciation for them.

Because everyone loves free food

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There are a large variety of wild birds living around our apartment. We thought it would be fun for our cats if we put bird feeders out on the balcony to help attract them.

So far, it’s been a huge success.

At first I couldn’t figure out what would be the best type of feeder to use. I finally just settled on two large tin pans. They are made to put under a potted plant, but they work great as balcony bird feeders. In one we put black sunflower seeds and the other we put regular bird seed. The black sunflower seeds are intended for the blue jays and the cardinals. Not only do they come and eat the black sunflowers, they eat the regular bird seed too.

Not only do blue jays and cardinals show up to eat, but we get a lot of other birds too. Sparrows, finches, doves, and a few other birds I can’t identify. No orioles yet. I’ve lived in Maryland now for 15 years and the only orioles I’ve ever seen are the kind that get in trouble for using steroids.

So I guess this is why people buy instead of rent

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We’ve been having a massive amount of problems with management at our new apartment. On April 21, we noticed the hardwood flooring in the main hallway was warped and buckling. We called the office and told them about it. After lots and lots of phone calls as well as emails to the vice-president of the company that owns this apartment complex, we were finally told that the flooring installers would be coming out on May 6 to replace the warped floor.

What caused the warping?  The floor had been damaged by water leaking on the inside of the air-conditioning unit.  I had to fix that myself since nobody from the apartment would come and do it. Read the full article »

I really hate these trucks [Pic]

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As if my morning commute wasn’t bad enough, I have to deal with these stupid FoodPro trucks that feature a life size image of a guy in a chef hat unloading the back of the truck. I took this picture this morning with my trusty cell phone. I don’t know what the image is supposed to achieve, but when you are on the interstate driving 75 miles an hour behind one of these trucks, it looks like someone is about to throw something out of the back of the truck at you.

Someone in a chef hat.

And in case you are wondering, I’ve had stranger things happen to me than a chef pelting my car with boxes of produce.

The joys of moving

Sheri and I are in the process of moving this weekend. We are moving from our third-floor walk-up apartment off Robinwood Drive in Hagerstown to another third-floor walk-up apartment in nearby Willamsport.

When I first moved to Maryland in 1994, I lived in Williamsport, so I’m coming full circle. My how things change. Back then, the only way to get an Internet connection was to go through an outfit in Frederick, Maryland called Frednet. Frederick is about 25 miles away, so it would have been a long distance call from Williamsport to Frederick. I had to pay extra each month ($10) to get a Halfway phone number. Halfway is the town between Hagerstown and Williamsport. Calling from Williamsport to Frederick was long distance, but calling from Halfway to Frederick was not.

Frednet sucked. It was the only Internet provider in the region and the man that owned it knew it. I was constantly getting disconnected and had trouble getting a connection once I was disconnected. The phone number you had to dial to connect was constantly busy. I remember that Frednet had it’s own Usenet message board. Once a bunch of us complained on the message board about our service. We were all suspended for a week. The reason? Using obscene language on the message board. I called and complained that I had not used obscene language. I was told that since I participated in the thread where obscene language was used, I was some sort of an accessory and had violated their terms of service.

Frednet is not longer an Internet provider. The man that owned it sold it. For the Internet, I was able to get Verizon DSL. I never could get it on Robinwood Drive. Not only is it cheaper than Antietam Cable, it’s a lot faster. At least the posted download speeds are faster than cable. We shall see. I have to go pick up the self-install kit at USP first thing tomorrow.

We were also able to get DirecTV at the new apartment. That’s something that was never an option over on Robinwood Drive. Our apartment did not have a balcony to mount the dish. The one in Williamsport does. The tech is coming out Tuesday morning to set it up.

You do not realize just how heavy your belongings are until you must move them from one third floor walk-up to another third floor walk-up. I’m getting far too old for this.

Having the flu sucks

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The Influenza Virus

I hate getting the flu. I woke up Tuesday morning running a fever of over 100 degrees and feeling like I had been run over by a truck. I called in sick to work and stayed home taking a series of naps. I awake Wednesday morning feeling much better, though I was fever free, I was extremely congested. I went ahead and went to work.

In retrospect, I probably shouldn’t. It’s not like I shovel coal or chop wood for a living. I sit at a bench working on electronics. It’s not the most strenuous job on the planet.

I woke up yesterday morning with a massive headache and my fever was back. I don’t know if it was because I went to work on Wednesday instead of staying home another day and getting rest, but I don’t think going to work helped. I probably should have just stayed home another day.

Hindsight is a wonderful thing.

Having the flu got me thinking. If you could go your entire life without have a cold or the flu, would you sacrifice 3-years of your life? Instead of dying at the ripe age of 71, you would die at 68. You would live three less years, but you would not know what it was like to have a stuffed up head or your body ache from having a fever.

It’s a deal I would take without blinking.

Remember Long Duck Dong?

A couple months ago, someone using the alias “Long Duck Dong” was coming here and leaving comments.  At the time I didn’t give too much thought to what he had to say.  I thought he was just some random weirdo that had accidentally stumbled onto my blog and for whatever reason, had decided to reward me with his unique brand of wisdom.

It turns out he wasn’t just some random weirdo.   Long Duck Dong is a twenty-something woman that lives in my hometown in California.  I’ve never met her.  She knows some of my relatives, and because of this fact, she knows who I am.

And now I know who she is.

She recently told one of my relatives that she had been coming to my blog and playing devil’s advocate by leaving comments.  I didn’t realize the term “devil’s advocate” meant pretending to be a racially insensitive male character from an 80’s movie while making a series of stupid comments.

In retrospect, I should have realized Long Duck Dong was more than just some random weirdo. On learning who she really is, I went back and re-read all of her comments.  In one of them, she wrote:

you have no clue what i know and how much, both on these random topics and the person posting them.

She’s implying that she knows things about me.  In another comment, she referred to knowing something about my brother.  I honestly don’t remember reading that one.  She of course was completely wrong and off-base.  She was implying things about my brother that are completely untrue.

She went on to tell one of my relatives that if they ever read some of the things I wrote here on my blog, they wouldn’t be very proud of me.  I’m not really sure what that even means.  I stand by everything I’ve ever written here.  I have nothing to be ashamed of.

I’m not the one hiding behind a goofy name.

Stay away from the Holiday Inn Burbank-Media Center

Stay away from the Holiday Inn Burbank-Media CenterOn our final night on vacation, we stayed in a hotel close to the Burbank airport. Our flight back to the Dulles airport was at 8am. That meant we had to be at at airport no later then 6am. We figured it would be a lot easier to simply stay in a hotel near the airport, preferably one with a shuttle service to the airport.

We thought we had one when we reserved a room at the Holiday Inn Burbank-Media Center. We were wrong.

We checked in at around 4pm. We decided to go up to our room and drop off our luggage and then go return the rental car. When we went back downstairs to the parking lot, we found out that we had to pay $5 when leaving the “free” parking lot. Even though it states on the website for the Holiday Inn Burbank-Media Center is free, it’s not.

We dropped off the rental car and then took the car rental shuttle to the airport. From there we rode the Holiday Inn shuttle back to the hotel. When we got back to the room, I started to notice how dumpy the room was.

Take a look at the art that was screwed down to the wall over the bed. That’s not just some kind of fancy artwork. It’s mold.

Stay away from the Holiday Inn Burbank-Media Center

What a dump.

Even though the hotel is advertised as having a free shuttle to the airport, it doesn’t make it’s first run until 6:30am. Since we had to be at the airport no latter then 6am, we had to take a cab. Parked in front of the hotel were a few taxis. When I told the driver of the first taxi where we wanted to go, he told me he would take us if we agreed to pay a flat-fee of $20. The Burbank airport is only a three mile ride from the hotel. It’s not like I had much of a choice. Since the Holiday Inn chooses not to start the shuttle service until 6:30am, the taxi operators know that they have people over a barrel. I guess I should be glad he didn’t demand $50.

You think that when you go online and look for a hotel near the Burbank airport and the first result you get is a Holiday Inn that claims it has free parking and a free shuttle service to the airport, it will in fact have those things.

Do yourself a favor and avoid the Holiday Inn Burbank-Media Center.

Going to California

Sheri and I are driving down to Dulles this morning to catch a flight out to southern California to visit my family. It’s been far too long since I’ve been home. We will be out there for a week.

We are flying on jetBlue. I’ve never flown them, but I’ve heard nice things about them. They have a TV built into the back of each seat. Not only do they show movies, they offer Direct TV along with XM satellite radio. An added plus is that they fly into Burbank Bob Hope airport and not Los Angeles International (LAX). Read the full article »

Fujicolor to close Maryland facility

Fujicolor Processing has announced that they will be closing their Williamsport, Maryland plant on March 12. The Williamsport facility processes film for Wal-Mart, Sam’s Club, and other retail stores that operate in the Northeast. The facility currently has around 125 employees who will now be out a job.

I used to work at the Williamsport facility. In fact, it’s the reason I am living here in Maryland. I was hired as a repair technician shortly after leaving the Air Force. I didn’t know anything about photofinishing equipment. They were looking for ex-military people with an electronics background. When operators had a problem with their photofinishing equipment, they would call for a service tech. One of us would show up with our tools and try to get the problem fixed as soon as possible.

It could get very hectic at times. It was very much a high-production environment. It wasn’t the greatest job I ever had, but it certainly wasn’t the worst. The photofinishing equipment broke down constantly. Most of the problems were mechanical in nature. Very rarely did a piece of photofinishing equipment have something wrong with it that had to do with it’s electronics.

It wasn’t all bad. That’s were I met my wife Sheri. She operated a machine called a splicer that constantly broke down. I found myself looking forward to when her splicer acting up. She would sit and talk to me while I worked on it. Once I got it working again, I would hang around just to make sure it was working. That of course was just an excuse to talk to her.

You would not believe how perverted people can be. Seeing many of the pictures developed from the film people turned into their local Wal-Mart or Sam’s Club for 2-day processing gave me a clear understanding of just how nasty some people can be. Take it from me, if a guy is going to take photos of himself with a long stemmed rose inserted in this rectum, chances are he’s not going to go for the one-hour film processing. He’s going to drop his order in the box and come back in two days.

I guess I’m not surprised the facility is being shut down. Who uses film cameras?

Canceling Capital One is a lot like canceling AOL

I called Capital One the other day to close out a credit card I had with them. The card was paid off last November and we don’t use it anymore. It turns out closing out a credit card with Capital One is a lot like closing out an America Online account, only worse. After navigating one automated menu to another, I finally got a real life person.

Even though I selected the option of closing my account, he still asked me what he could do for me. I told him I wanted to close out my account. He asked me why I wanted to do this as though it was any of his business. I told him because I wanted to. He asked what I thought was the most important feature associated with a credit card.

I told him ones that were easy to close.

He proceeded to tell me about some other cards they offer that have airlines miles or cash back gimmicks. I told him I was not interested and I just wanted to close the account. He then told me that before he could close out my account, he was required to read something to me. I told him that I wasn’t interested and that I just wanted to close the account. He told me that he could not close my account until he read to me. He proceeded to stumble through a prepared statement from Capital One. When he got to the part stating I would be charged all applicable fees until my balance reaches zero, I cut him off. I reminded him that my account has been at zero dollars since last year. I was about to tell him that I even destroyed the cards last year when he interrupted me to say that my account had not been paid off since last year. He said that my account had not gone to a zero balance until November 2006.

I pointed out to him that was last year.

There was a long pause on his end of the line. I imagined him looking at his calendar with his head cocked like a dog hearing a strange noise. He finally admitted that I was right. Before I could celebrate my small victory, he started to read to me again from the very beginning. When he again got to the part about my account continuing to be charged all applicable fees until the balance reaches zero, I cut him off again and asked to speak to his supervisor.

After being on hold for six minutes, a woman came on the line informing me that she was a supervisor and she asked me how she could assist me. I told her that I wanted to close my account. That my account already had a zero balance and I no longer wanted it to remain active. She told me that she was required to read a statement to me. She then proceeded to read the very same retarded statement the other representative did, except her reading skills were even worse then his. Not that I knew that was even possible.

She couldn’t even pronounce the word applicable. She tried three different times to get it out, failing miserably each time. I think I made things worse by asking her to repeat it.

If I cannot close out my Capital One account unless one of their representatives reads something to me, Capital One ought to hire people that can read.

When she finally finished stumbling through the prepared written statement from Capital One, she advised me that my account would be closed in 30 days. I told her I wanted it closed out immediately. She said that was not possible. I asked her why. She said that it was a rule of Capital One. I asked her for a confirmation number or something similar to show that I had indeed called to close my account. If I learned anything from America Online it was to always get a confirmation number when canceling. She informed me that a confirmation letter would be mailed to me. Fine. That’s not what I asked for, but why be picky?

Before hanging up, I asked her to try to say applicable again. I got the feeling she didn’t think it was funny.

Phillip M. Snider layeth the smacketh down

My recent (and final) letter to The Herald-Mail received a response that was printed in today’s issue written by a man claiming to be from nearby West Virgina.  Not that I have any reason to doubt where he says he’s from.  Who would say they are from West Virginia unless they had to?  Plus, he is a Godly man and they don’t lie.  Unless it’s about taxes.  Anyway, here is the letter:

Jerry Falwell’s ‘flaw’ was that he hated sin

To the editor:

Mr. Rottman’s May 31 letter proclaiming the Rev. Jerry Falwell’s “flaw,” deserves a reply, if for no other reason than its attempted character assassination,.

Being exposed to the Rev. Falwell, from his humble beginnings in his ministry to his passing, he continually repeated over and over one sentence that, in my opinion, gives Mr. Rottman’s letter a bad name.

It is: “You love the sinner, but hate the sin.”

What this means is by paraphrasing, without the entire gist, one can mold the meaning favorable to one’s slant.

Whatever Mr. Rottman proclaims to be, it is very apparent in his first paragraph he is a liberal marching with those who hate toward Christianity and Christians. Biblically speaking, thanks to Adam and Eve, all of humanity, save for “I Am,” is flawed with sin.

Pastor John Miller is not a liar. Rev. Falwell’s virtues are not supposed and no honest person who knew him or his dedication to the service of the Lord could possibly say he made Christians “look bad.”

Even syndicated columnist Charley Reese in The Herald-Mail on June 2 acknowledges the virtues of the Rev. Falwell.

Those who read, study and know the Bible realize morally decadent nations and peoples are subject to judgments from God.

The actions of those who converged like vultures before the Rev. Falwell was even buried speaks volumes about the crowds who attack people when they no longer can defend themselves.

Phillip M. Snider

Martinsburg, W.Va.

Phillip is right about one thing – I am a liberal.  Debbie Schlussel even says so.

I don’t march with anyone though.  Especially those that hate Christians or Christianity.  I don’t hate Christians.  Far from it.

I hate bullies.  Even the ones that put the word reverend in front of their names.  Especially the ones that put the word reverend in front of their names.

I called Jerry Falwell an idiot, not a fool

Last week I read a letter submitted to Hagerstown’s premier newspaper of record, The Herald-Mail. The letter’s author was pointing out what a great man the late Jerry Falwell was and he stated that the reason some people didn’t like Falwell was because he was conservative.

Something like that.

I didn’t like Falwell. It wasn’t because he was conservative. It was because he was a dick. I think he was a bully who picked on gay people.

I decided to write my own letter pointing out why some people (like me) didn’t like Falwell.

Today my letter was published. In the letter, I wrote that Falwell was a “bigoted idiot”. They changed it to read “bigoted fool”. This bugs me because I don’t use words like “fool”. It reminds me of Mr. T’s famous catch phrase “I pity the fool“.

This isn’t the first time The Herald-Mail has altered my words. It will though be the last. Every time they publish one of my letters, they change words. A word here, a word there. It’s annoying.

No more. I have a blog. Why do I need to write letters to the newspaper? If I want to call Falwell an idiot, I can. I can call him much worse.

The Rev. Falwell’s ‘flaw’ wasn’t his Christianity

To the editor:

I wanted to respond to John Miller’s recent letter proclaiming the many supposed virtues of the now-deceased Rev. Jerry Falwell.

People are speaking ill of him not because of his conservative views. They are speaking ill of him because he was a bigoted fool idiot.

He said that God had created AIDS to punish gay people and the societies that tolerate gay people. He said that if you were not a born-again Christian, you were a failure as a human being.

He also blamed the Sept. 11, 2001, terrorist attacks on pagans, abortionists, feminists, gay people and members of the ACLU. He also said that gay people were satanic beasts and that when they are finally all annihilated that there will be a celebration in heaven.

Who in their right mind not only believes these things, but actually says them aloud for others to hear? The fact is that Falwell gave Christianity a bad name.

He made Christians look bad. Who knows how many people Falwell kept away from Christianity with his intolerant and narrow-minded views?

Real Christians, the people who actually follow the teachings of Jesus Christ, don’t go around blaming pagans or the ACLU when things go wrong. Real Christians don’t talk about celebrating if a whole group of people were to be exterminated.

Rick Rottman
Hagerstown

It turns out that it wasn’t food poisioning

It turns out that my bout of ill health over the weekend wasn’t food poisoning. Sheri started to feel sick yesterday and she is now going through the very same thing I was going through on Saturday. Since she didn’t eat any Popeyes chicken, that means I wasn’t suffering from food poisoning. Which is good to know I guess. I would hate to think that I couldn’t eat Popeyes chicken anymore. Granted, I never had it before Friday, but it was mighty fine fried chicken. The coleslaw was especially good. It was much better then the coleslaw at KFC.

I do feel bad that I gave my stomach flu to Sheri. At least she has the comfort of knowing that she was right and I was wrong. She didn’t believe I had food poisoning.

Today is the first day I can drink hot coffee. My esophagus or whatever it’s called was so tore up and tender from puking that I couldn’t drink anything hot. How pathetically sad is that? My ancestors went out west in covered wagons and I couldn’t drink hot coffee.

I ate chicken from Popeyes and got a massive case of food poisoning

Though I have no iron clad proof that Popeyes poisoned me, I now that I don’t normally spend Saturdays being so violently ill. How does one prove food poisoning?

Friday night for the first (and last) time in my life, I had a chicken dinner from Popeyes. A couple pieces a chicken, a biscuit, a little tub of coleslaw, and a little tub of mashed potatoes. It actually tasted pretty good. It was a lot like KFC, but not nearly as greasy.

Not only did I spend yesterday puking my guts out, I had a fever of 102 for most of the day. With the fever, I had the accompanying body ache. I took a shower and almost blacked out. I was really feeling rough. That’s putting it lightly. I felt as though I was going to die.

Sheri thinks I just had the flu. I don’t agree. When I get the regular flu, I don’t throw up. I get extremely congested. That didn’t happen this time. My problem was focused squarely on my stomach. I once watched a segment on 20-20 about food poisoning. A doctor being interviewed talking about how there really wasn’t such a thing as the stomach flu. When people had what is commonly referred to as the stomach flu, it was simply bad food. I really think that is what I had.

I feel a lot better today. I was able to eat this morning and I don’t have a fever anymore. I’ve also changed my mind about dying.

UPDATE: It turns out that it wasn’t food poisoning. My apologies to Popeyes.

Black Friday at Ruby Tuesday

Sheri and I headed out first thing Friday for the first official day of Christmas shopping. For some reason, the day is referred to as Black Friday. I don’t really know why and I’m too lazy to go look it up. Plus, I just don’t care.

We went to a lot of stores on Black Friday. The worst was Best Buy. It was a mad house. It reminded me of the fall of Saigon. Except there weren’t any Huey helicopters lifting people to safety from the top of the store and there weren’t any Vietnamese people. At least I didn’t see any Vietnamese people. We ended up not getting anything at Best Buy. Out of all the things we had on our list, the only thing we could find on sale was one single DVD. It wasn’t worth standing in the massive line. Read the full article »

Setting the record straight about Lou Scally

It has recently been brought to my attention that I once posted something negative about Hagerstown’s favorite TV weatherman Lou Scally. I don’t remember doing this, but the person who told me about this is very credible and is what you would call a reputable source.

It was Lou Scally himself told me of this.

He personally told me that he once read a negative post I wrote about him on my blog. The post told a story of seeing him in the Hagerstown Lowes home improvement store. It read that I approached him to say hello and he was rude to me. Though I remember once seeing Lou Scally in Lowes, I don’t remember approaching him. I also don’t remember writing about him on my blog. If anyone other then Lou Scally told me this story, I would have immediately dismissed it as being simply not true.

If Lou Scally tells me it is going rain, I grab an umbrella. If Lou Scally tells me it’s going to snow, I grab a heavy coat and a warm hat. It wouldn’t matter if it was the middle of July and it was over 90 degrees outside. I’m simply not in the practice of questioning the word of Lou Scally.

When Lou Scally tells you something, you take it for fact and you don’t argue. You don’t question it. It doesn’t matter if it’s about the weather or where to go to get a good steak dinner.

Lou Scally went on to tell me that in my post I compared his level of celebrity with that of newspaper columnist Tim Rowland. Evidently I wrote that Tim Rowland was a bigger local celebrity then Lou Scally. Though I am a fan of Tim Rowland and his columns, I do not condone pitting one man against the other.

Nobody wins in such a contest. Instead everyone loses.

It’s like that old Star Trek episode where Captain Kirk and Mister Spock are forced to fight each another in a battle to the death on the planet Vulcan. I think it was over some Vulcan girl Spock was going to marry. If Spock wins, Kirk is dead. If Kirk wins, it means Spock is dead. Luckily Doctor McCoy was on hand to secretly give Kirk some kind of drug with his hypospray. The thing that looked like a pepper shaker. This special drug made the Vulcans think Kirk was dead.

Stupid Vulcans.

Can I state with complete certainty that I never wrote anything negative about Lou Scally on my blog? I would certainly like to say this, but I have been known to do dumb things from time to time. Just ask my wife. She will tell you about the time I accidentally paid the car payment twice in the same week.

So let the record show that I don’t think Tim Rowland is a bigger celebrity then Lou Scally. Tim Rowland writes a column in the newspaper. He has written several books. He even has a podcast. Lou Scally is on TV providing the weather forecast. He has a radio show. He has an alley named after him. He is featured in many local TV commercials.

Both men are local celebrities.