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Evidently there are two things that really piss off IndyCar Series driver Danica Patrick - People that host their website someplace other then GoDaddy and people that drive slow in front of her during a practice session. I have no idea where fellow IndyCar Series driver Milka Duno has her blog hosted with, but evidently she drives slow. At least she does when she’s driving in front of Danica Patrick. Oh no! Danica Patrick then got into it with Milka Duno and there was even a towel involved.
The way Danica is going out of her way to confront other drivers that have down her wrong, she is starting to look like Jimmy Spencer.
Former IRL IndyCar Series champion Dario Franchitti (also known as Mr. Ashley Judd) has lost his job as a NASCAR Sprint Cup Series driver. Team owner Chip Ganassi decided to scale back the three-car team to a two-car team leaving Franchitti the odd man out.
Franchitti’s #40 team had had an awful start to the season. His best finish came with 22nd place at Martinsville. He also had a dificult time finding permanent major sponsorship. The team had to resort to using single-race sponsorship with different companies.
Evidently a 35-year old Scotsman doesn’t appeal to key NASCAR demographics. Maybe he would have had more NASCAR appeal if he had started dressing like General Robert E. Lee or maybe learned to play the banjo.
A NASCAR driver can never go wrong learning to play the banjo.
IndyCar Series driver and wannabe Girls Gone Wild participant Danica Patrick will get a chance to try out of the Formula 1 Honda team. Honda team boss Nick Fry says that she will get some time on the track either at Jerez or Barcelona in November.
If she times well, she could race at the start of next season. If she makes it, she would be the first woman to race in Formula 1 since 1974.
Would she be accepted by the other drivers? Current Honda driver Jenson Button says Danica might have some problems making it to Formula 1. He has said:
“A girl with big boobs would never be comfortable in the car, and the mechanics wouldn’t concentrate. Can you imagine strapping her in?”
I’m not sure, but this very well could be the first time Danica Patrick has been accused of having large breasts. She most be proud. First she won the Japan 300, now her mammary glands are being described as being so large that skilled auto mechanics will lose the ability to turn a wrench.
Danica Patrick makes IndyCar history by becoming the first woman to win a race. She won the Japan 300 in her 50th career start.
Maybe now she can stop doing dumb stuff like pretending to take her racing suit off for the camera. It’s kind of hard to take anyone serious when they choose to demean themselves in a men’s magazine. Look! It’s Danica Patrick walking down the beach and she’ s peeling off her racing suit. As luck would have it, a photographer was there to capture the moment.
I don’t ever remember Dick Trickle ever having to take off his flame retardant racing suit for the camera.
