Happy Thanksgiving

I think I speak for all Americans when I say that just for once, I’d like a President not “pardon” one of these birds, but instead whip out a broadsword and cut the turkey’s head off for all to see. He could then hoist the dead bird up in the air by it’s feet to allow the blood to properly drain on the White House grounds.

Wouldn’t that be special?

Of course I’m pretty sure President Obama doesn’t walk around the White House with a broadsword at his side. I’m sure I would have read something about that. Maybe instead of a broadsword, he could use a hand weapon that is more in league with his radical Islamic Hawaiian heritage. Maybe a scimitar with a decorative pineapple carved onto the hilt.

That would indeed make for a special Thanksgiving.

I hope you have a wonderful Thanksgiving. For me, there are lots of things to be thankful for this year. At the top of my list is the fact that I will once again be working in a few weeks doing a job I envision myself actually enjoying very much.

Sheri and I are going over to her oldest brother’s house for our Thanksgiving meal. Sheri is making green bean casserole. Instead of making it with cream of mushroom soup, she makes it with cream of chicken soup. I think that’s cheating, but what do I know?

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