A local church held a special service on Sunday not to honor Jesus, their Christ and savior, but Michael Jackson, singer of songs and molester of children.
As part of the service, members of the Asbury United Methodist church of Frederick, Maryland signed a special guest book that will be sent to the Jackson family.
That wonderful, loving Jackson family.
I haven’t been this creeped out by people worshiping since that Planet of the Apes movie where people lived underground and prayed to a nuclear bomb. With that said, at least those freaks didn’t sign a guest book.
Smellycatchris
/ June 29, 2009Surely that should read ALLEGED molester of children.
Rick
/ June 29, 2009No, it shouldn’t. I got it right the first time.
Smellycatchris
/ June 29, 2009So you’re saying that Michael Jackson is definately a child molester?
Smellycatchris
/ June 29, 2009Shouldn’t there be 2 letter Ps in worshipping?
Rick
/ June 29, 2009Yes, he was a molester of children. Now he’s just dead.
Rick
/ June 29, 2009Only if you want to misspell it.
Smellycatchris
/ June 29, 2009No it’s 2 Ps! Go check a dictionary.
Smellycatchris
/ June 29, 2009Dictionary spells it WORSHIPPING. Mind you Americans do like missing out letters and have a pretty poor grasp of the English language in it’s original form. I mean you spell honour and colour without a letter U.
Lee B.
/ June 29, 2009It’s so sad… The King of Pop was just about to release a red bathing suit poster as part of his comeback.
Smellycatchris
/ June 29, 2009At least MJ shaved off that funny beard he grew. It looked like he glued the contents of a bath plughole to his chin.
DJ Sloofus
/ June 30, 2009Smelly, at least most Americans know the difference between “its” and “it’s.” Go check a grammar book!