Today is Saint Patricks Day. Some of my most favorite things in the world are Irish. Guinness beer, Enya, and the greatest rock band of all time, U2.
Yes, that’s right. I said that U2 is the greatest rock band of all time. Deal with it.
I once made the mistake of being in New York City on Saint Patricks Day. What a mistake that was. I’ve never seen so many red headed, pale skinned drunks in my life. The fact that it was the middle of the workday didn’t seem to make any of them think twice about getting their drunk on.



