Wednesday, September 3, 2008
Bristol Palin’s baby daddy meets John McCain
Lock up your wives and daughters good people of Saint Paul, Levi Johnston is in town. It looks like they cleaned him up a bit. I think they even gave him a haircut. A good one. Like the kind they give in the mall all the way in Fairbanks. The good mall. Not the one with Sears and Value City, but the one with Macy’s.
That’s right. The fancy mall.
I’m not sure what John McCain is doing in this photo. If I didn’t know better, I’d guess he was trying to squeeze some of young mister Johnston’s youthful potency from his arm with his infamous John McCain Kung Fu Death Grip.
Even though John McCain is 72 and Levi Johnston is 18, I’m sure the two got along just fine. They have a lot in common. Both men are pretty tough. John McCain spent five and a half years in a North Vietnamese prison where he experienced repeated beatings and torture at the hands of sadistic prison guards. Levi Johnston warned people on his MySpace page that “Ya fuck with me I’ll kick ya ass.”
These two men are obviously cut from the same cloth.
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‘Levi Johnston warned people on his MySpace page that “Ya fuck with me I’ll kick ya ass.”’
He can talk like that because he grew up on the mean streets of….MySpace.