And to think I thought the city of Boston was bad when they treated a stupid Lite-Brite character flipping the bird as some sort of terrorist attack. It turns out Hagerstown is a city of scardey cats too.
Someone left a black and white porcelain clown doll on the front steps of Hagerstown’s very own methadone clinic. Someone called 911 and the Hagerstown City Police responded by shutting down traffic so they could investigate this vile terrorist threat. It rook them an hour to realize that it posed no threat.
A porcelain clown doll? That’s what we’ve come to?
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Cayusa
/ August 21, 2008Hey, I happen to find those porcelain dolls kinda freakish looking. I wouldn’t have closed down the street and I wouldn’t have viewed it as a terrorist attack, but it still would have freaked me out a bit. Scary little clown, sitting there, staring at me, without blinking……shudder.
LOL
Schooly
/ August 22, 2008Well, when clowns are involved, I say better safe than sorry. Didn’t you ever see It? Or Poltergeist?
Jesse Jace
/ August 23, 2008HAVE YOU FORGOTTEN?
….Just kidding, you know I agree with you 100% on this.