Month: August, 2008

Comparing Governor Sarah Palin’s pregnancy photos

Both of these photos are of Republican Vice-Presidential candidate Sarah Palin’s when she was seven months pregnant. The one on right was taken in in 1989 when she was seven months pregnant with son Track. The one on the left was taken in 2008 when she was seven months pregnant with son Trig.

Maybe it’s just me, but in one of these photos, Palin looks to be pregnant. In the other photo, not so much. Could the rumor that Sara Palin is Trig’s grandmother and not his mother have any truth to it?

I think something is rotten in the state of Denmark.

Sarah Palin hates polar bears

It’s one thing for Governor Sarah Palin to think that even a woman who was raped should not be allowed to receive an abortion. It’s quite another to hate polar bears. How much does Governor Sarah Palin hate polar bears? So much so that she is currently suing the Bush administration over it’s efforts in saving the polar bear.

America loves polar bears. I believe once Americans learn that Palin is suing the Bush administration not for invading a country that posed no threat to us, but for trying to save endangered polar bears, they will turn on her before you can say Miss Alaska 1984.

New McCain-Palin yard sign [Pic]

Rumor: Governor Sarah Palin’s baby is really her grandson

Daily Kos currently has a blog post — they call them “Diaries” — up that claims that Governor Sarah Palin’s 4-month old baby with Down syndrome might be her granddaughter grandson. Evidently there is a rumor going around that the baby is Palin’s teenage daughter’s child, not the Governor’s.

They linked to an article in the Anchorage Daily News published this past March that broke the news that Palin at the time was 7-months pregnant. The problem was that she didn’t look pregnant. Supposedly her own staff was caught off guard by the news.

It states on Daily Kos that Palin’s teenage daughter was out of school and unseen by anyone for months because she had mono.

I’m somewhat surprised that this story would appear over on Daily Kos. I highly doubt the mainstream news will touch this, unless you consider the National Enquirer to be a member of the mainstream news media.

I’m not sure how Republicans or conservatives will respond to this rumor. Palin is extremely anti-choice. While running for Governor of Alaska, Palin stated in a debate that even if her daughter became pregnant in the result of a rape, she would “choose life”. I believe that is code for forcing her underage child to have her rapist’s baby.

That’s just plain nuts.

How would Governor Palin and her husband respond if their teenage daughter became pregnant?  Would they hide the fact that their teenage daughter obviously had unprotected sex and became pregnant?

eBay goes to PayPal or credit card only

I read over on the Consumerist that the bloated Internet auction giant eBay will be switching over to a PayPal or credit card only auction site. What this means is that if you win an auction, you have to pay for the item with either PayPal or a credit card. A credit card can be used only if the seller is set up to take credit card payments.

You can’t use a money order, a check, or even cash.

A part of me doesn’t really care since I’ve pretty much stopped using eBay entirely. I used to use it a lot. I even named this very blog after an eBay auction that went south. I had bid on and “won” an Alfonso Soriano baseball card that was advertised as being in mint condition. When I got it in the mail, I discovered it wasn’t quite in mint condition. It had a bent corner. I tried getting the seller to agree to take it back and refund my money, but he wasn’t having any part of it. This was right around the time that I was thinking about getting into blogging. I decided that I would try to extract something positive out of an experience that at the time I perceived to be negative.

EBay has just become too much of a hassle. No matter how simple the item up for auction is, it usually includes a plethora of rules and conditions. Then there is the whole feedback thing. I’ve kind of moved past caring about leaving or receiving feedback. I cared about it in the late 90’s, but not so much anymore. I purchased something off eBay a few months ago and the seller has been sending me an email at least once a telling me to leave feedback and he will do the same. Who cares? I just looked and he has a feedback of 317. I have a feedback of 437. Why should it be important to either one of us? I sure know it’s not important to me.

As it stands now, the only reason I buy something off eBay is when I can’t get it anywhere else. I would happily pay more for something if it meant I didn’t have to deal with eBay. [eBay]

John McCain picks Alaska Governor Sarah Palin

It appears the Republican Presidential nominee John McCain has decided to throw a curve ball at Obama Nation.  He has done the one thing Barack Obama refused to do, he has chosen a woman to be his running-mate.

So who is Sarah Palin? I did some looking into her background. By that I of course mean that I looked her up on Wikipedia.  What I found was interesting:

  • She is 44 years old
  • She is married to a Yup’ik Eskimo named “Todd”.
  • Her oldest son enlisted in the U.S. Army last year and will be deploying to Iraq next month.
  • She is staunchly anti-abortion.
  • She is a life-time member of the NRA.
  • She recently gave birth to a child with Down syndrome.
  • She enjoys killing and eating defenseless animals.
  • She owns her own float-plane.
  • She finished in 2nd place in the 1984 Miss Alaska pageant.
  • She admits that she used to smoke marijuana when it was legal in Alaska.

So there you go.  That’s pretty much all you need to know about John McCain’s running-mate.

She reportedly will be joining John McCain in Dayton, Ohio to officially make the announcement.  If it was me and I had to go to Dayton to become Vice-President, I would turn down the offer.

John McCain’s sister-in-law is voting for the other guy

Cindy McCain’s half-sister tells Us Magazine that she isn’t voting for John McCain. She will be instead voting for Barack Obama. Kathleen Hensley Portalski claims to have a different political viewpoint then her half-sister and her half-brother-in-law, but she recently told NPR’s All Things Considered that she felt like a non-person when Cindy McCain described herself as an “only child”.

Kathleen Hensley Portalski is 11 years older then Cindy McCain and they have different mothers.  I’d imagine that with the age difference and the fact that the two woman were born to different mothers, the two women grew up in different homes.  I would imagine then that Cindy McCain feeling as though she was an only child was indeed genuine. [Us Magazine]

Maybe it’s not Mount Olympus afterall

Over on Daily Kos is a post — they call them “diaries” — that points out that George W. Bush also accepted the 2004 Presidential nomination standing in front of a fake Mount Olympus set.  Except it’s not really Mount Olympus, but a fake White House looking set.

I’m guessing that the Obama campaign was shooting for something more like this then they were Mount Olympus.  While watching ABC News tonight, they showed the set where Obama will be making history by accepting the Democratic nomination for President.  The set looked a lot less “Mount Olympus” then it did before.  It was covered with American flags. Lots and lots of American flags.

So maybe Obama isn’t trying to emulate Zeus on Mount Olympus.  Maybe he is trying instead to emulate George W. Bush.

Isn’t that . . . .  worse?

ABC reporter arrested in Denver for filming on a public sidewalk

Maybe this is why the Fourth Estate doesn’t like to actually do it’s job. They might just get arrested for it. From ABC News:

Police in Denver arrested an ABC News producer today as he and a camera crew were attempting to take pictures on a public sidewalk of Democratic senators and VIP donors leaving a private meeting at the Brown Palace Hotel.

This isn’t China, it’s the United State of America.

Dennis Kucinich has Obama fever

I’m not watching the Democratic National Convention. I have been spending the evening trying to call my brother to wish him a happy birthday, put a coat of paint on a shelving unit, and watch reruns of Two and a Half Men. I’m now wishing I had put on the convention. I would have been able to see Dennis Kucinich freak out for Barack Obama.

Evidently he told America to “wake up” and shouted “Up with Obama-Biden!”

He then ended his speech by firing a pair of matching six-shooters in the air while he kicked up his heels and did an old fashioned prospector dance. [The Swamp]

No thanks, I’m not hungry! [Pic]


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I do not understand this commerical

I saw this commercial last night while watching Monday Night Football. I don’t get it. I guess it’s to promote the NFL football video game Madden 09. The only problem is that the last thing I feel like doing after watching this commercial is to play Madden 09.

I want to take the person featured in this commercial (code name “Secret”) and beat him over the head with his own shoe.

This guy has got to be the most obnoxious punk I think I’ve ever seen. And I’ve seen quite a few obnoxious punks in my lifetime. He is supposedly the world’s best Madden player. This guy. This guy who appears to be humping the ground. This guy that looks like he is wearing his dad’s red jersey. This guy that makes weird faces at his opponent.

Why would anyone from either Sony (Playstation 3) or EA Sports (Madden 09) want this spot to air on the TV to promote their products?

Cuban taekwondo Olympian purposely kicks referee in the mouth

Angel Valodia Matos, Cuban taekwondo Olympian has been banned from taekwondo competitions for life for purposely kicking an Olympian referee in the mouth.

Evidently that’s not allowed. Imagine that.

Matos had just been been disqualified after taking too much time out for an injury in the middle of his fight against the world silver medalist, Aman Chilmanov, of Kazakhstan.

Kazakhstan? Isn’t that where Borat is supposed to be from?

I’m not an expert in human physiology, but it seems to me that if you are physically capable of kicking a referee in the mouth, you cannot be too injured.

I didn’t know that you even could be disqualified from Olympic taekwondo. I just assumed that Olympic taekwondo matches were fought to the death. Like they should be.

One more reason not to give Best Buy employees your personal information

I blogged a while back about the time I tried to purchase a Sportster 5 Sirius satellite radio from my local Hagerstown Best Buy. I was paying cash. The person at the register refused to sell it to me unless I gave her my personal private information. I refused to do this so they refused to sell it to me. They told me that Sirius requires them to record the personal private information of anyone buying on of their radios.

I contacted Sirius and they informed me that this was not correct. There was no requirement to gather the personal information of the people that were buying their hardware.

The Best Buy employee lied.

There now appears to be one more reason not to give your personal information to an employee at Best Buy. Amanda Hopkins, a former Best Buy employee in New Mexico has been indicted by a grand jury on numerous felony counts of credit card fraud. She worked as a customer representative at Best Buy. Her duties were opening new accounts for customers. She obtained customer credit information and used the information make numerous purchases on their accounts.

Best Buy doesn’t trust their employees so why should you? Every Best Buy I have been to has a person standing the exit checking the receipts of customers that purchase high value items. The reason? They are afraid that the person who ran the sale did not charge the right amount. They worry that their employees with have friends or family members come in and buy something and they won’t charge the correct amount. Instead of scanning the iPod player or the Blu-Ray player, they’ll scan a DVD movie or a pack of gum.  By all appearences, it looks that you paid for what you were purchasing.

To think some people believe Hagerstown has a problem with racism

Yes, this says what you think it says. Click here to see a larger image.  I don’t know what is more disturbing, that something like this could be found in Hagerstown’s own Rocky Ridge Collectibles or that the seller wants $45 for it.

And that was not the only piece of racist crap sitting on the shelf.  No, it was only the most agregous.  There were other similarly framed works of racism for sale along with this one.

Sorry for the crummy quality of the photo.  I took it with my camera phone.  I had to temporarily move a stack of cowboy hats to get a clear picture.  Who would have guessed that the same vendor that was selling this framed piece of historical hate would also be selling cowboy hats?

It’s 2008.  It would be nice if we could finally get past this type of stuff.

There is a reason McCain did not know how many homes he owns

When I first heard about the controversy concerning the fact that John McCain did not know how many homes he and his wife owned, I honestly thought it might just be because he doesn’t actually own any homes. Like all good marriages, his wife is the one with all the money. She is the one that actually owns everything.  Like most rich Republicans, she got all her money the old fashioned way.

She inherited it.

From Politico:

The presumptive Republican nominee, though, may have some wiggle room in explaining why he couldn’t immediately provide an answer when asked by Politico how many houses he and his wife, Cindy, own. Sen. McCain himself does not own any of the properties. They’re all owned by Cindy McCain, her dependent children and the trusts and companies they control.

I saw a commercial last night while watching Big Brother 10 that the Obama campaign quickly slapped together. It was making fun of McCain because he couldn’t remember that he owned seven (7) homes. The number is actually eight (8), but they are all owned by his wife Cindy.  Why should the actual facts get in the way of a good dig?

I was kind of surprised to see the Obama campaign even touch upon the subject of home ownership. Obama has no business criticizing anyone about their real estate holdings. When he and his wife Michelle bought their Chicago mansion, they not only received a special interest rate not available to most people, they received some special assistance from convicted felon Antoin “Tony” Rezko.

I guess the Obama campaign is trying to paint John McCain as some out-of-touch multi-millionaire.  The reality is that Barack Obama has far more money then John McCain.  In 2007, John McCain made a total of $419,731.  In 2007, Barack Obama made a total of $4,238,165.

So the guy that made ten times as much money as the other guy is trying to paint the other guy as an out-of-touch stinking rich multi-millionaire.  Only in America.

Porcelain clown doll freaks out some Hagerstown residents

And to think I thought the city of Boston was bad when they treated a stupid Lite-Brite character flipping the bird as some sort of terrorist attack.   It turns out Hagerstown is a city of scardey cats too.

Someone left a black and white porcelain clown doll on the front steps of Hagerstown’s very own methadone clinic.  Someone called 911 and the Hagerstown City Police responded by shutting down traffic so they could investigate this vile terrorist threat. It rook them an hour to realize that it posed no threat.

A porcelain clown doll?  That’s what we’ve come to?

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Too bad we don’t treat child pornography like we do marijuana

Two local residents were arrested and charged with drug crimes on Tuesday after the Washington County Narcotics Task force executed a search warrant at their home.  They found two pounds of pot, along with nine marijuana plants.

On January 31, 2008, Washington County law enforcement officers executed a search warrant in the home of Robert A. McKee.  They seized two computers, 30 videotapes, and printed materials from his home that officers described as being child pornography.  At the time of the search warrant and the discovery of child porn, McKee was an elected delegate to the Maryland House of Delegates.  He was also the executive director of Big Brothers Big Sisters of Washington County.

Robert McKee was not arrested.  Robert McKee has yet to be charged with any crimes.

I don’t understand how possessing marijuana causes you to be immediately arrested and charged with a crime, but possessing child pornography does not.  Which is worse, marijuana or child porn?

Robert McKee was forced to resign from the Maryland House of Delegates and from Big Brothers Big Sisters of Washington County.

A month later.

Republicans buy comic books too

I’m not sure exactly what to think about this. Erik Larson’s comic book character Savage Dragon is endorsing Barack Obama for President of the United States.

Savage Dragon is the one on the left.  The green one with a fin on his head.  Barack Obama is the one on the right.  The one with his sleeves rolled up a little bit and ready to get to work for America.

I guess this is a smooth move if most of Larson’s readers are Obama supporters.  It’s not such a smooth move if a lot of them are John McCain supporters.  According to Real Clear Politics, they actually exist.  McCain supporters that is.  RCP currently shows Obama leading McCain 45.5% to 43.5%.

If those numbers show anything, they show that Larson may very well be pissing off nearly half his readers.   As Michael Jordon once said when asked why he didn’t endorse the Democratic challenger running against racist Senator Strom Thurmond, “Republicans buy shoes too.

Joe Gibbs Racing cheated and will face santions

Former Redskins coach Joe Gibbs liked to make a big deal about “personal character” when it came to Redskins players.  How ironic then that NASCAR is coming down with sanctions against his racing team because they attempted to alter the outcome of a chassis dyno test.

They cheated.

When Redskins safety Sean Taylor (since deceased) was arrested for suspicion of driving under the influence of alcohol, Gibbs immediately jumped at the chance to grandstand.  He immediately suspended Taylor for one game and spoke to reporters saying that character was important to the team and that “you don’t ever want this on the team”.

I never was sure what “this” he was referring to.  An innocent man?

Taylor was later cleared of all charges. A judge ruled after viewing the video of the traffic stop and the field sobriety test that Taylor showed no signs of intoxication and in fact passed the test.

Sean Taylor was innocent.

Joe Gibbs suspended an innocent man. Instead of allowing the judicial system decide Taylor’s guilt or innocence, Gibbs immediately suspended him and then grandstanded about it to reporters.

The only thing worse then a cheater is a hypocrite.  In Gibbs’ case, he’s both.

Comics are cheaper to produce now then ever?

I read an article over on Newsarama where they ask various comic book creators to weigh in on comments made by comic book writer Robert Kirkman. The creator of Battle Pope, The Walking Dead, and Invincible advised his fellow creators to concentrate their efforts not on working for Marvel or DC, but on their own independent stuff.  He said that not only would it be better for the individual creator, but it would save the comic book industry.

My favorite was the comment made by comic book writer Chuck Dixon. He said:

I don’t worry about the “future of the industry.” There will always be comics. They’re cheaper to produce now than they’ve ever been and relatively easy to make compared to other media.

Back in the day, my brother and I would ride our bikes down the street to Hardy’s Liquor and buy a comic book. They were around 20 cents. Now, they are at least three bucks each. If Chuck Dixon is correct and comic books are cheaper to make now then they’ve ever been, why do they cost so much?

$10,000 given to a Hagerstown Little League all-star team might not have been legal

Hagerstown has an all-star Little League team in the Little League World Series currently under way in scenic Williamsport, Pennsylvania.  People around here are very excited about this.  Some are more excited then others. I’m not really into Little League. I never played Little League.  No one in my family played Little League.  I really don’t necessarily understand the hoopla.

Speaking of things I don’t understand, the Washington County commissioners decided to award the team $10,000. This is from today’s Herald-Mail:

The money was approved by a 3-1 vote to help pay travel expenses for the Federal Little League 11-12 All Stars, who recently won the Mid-Atlantic Regional tournament and played their first game in the Little League World Series on Saturday.

This didn’t make any sense. I remember reading a while back that ABC and ESPN agreed to a long term deal with Little League for the rights to televise the Little League World Series. The deal was for millions of dollars. With all that money going to Little League, why can’t Little League pay for the travel expenses incurred by the team?

As it turns out, they do. From the official Little League website:

Who pays for the teams to travel to the Little League Baseball World Series?
There is no fee of any kind for any team in the Little League Baseball World Series. Neither the parents nor the local league are asked to pay anything for the team’s expenses.

All of the expenses for all teams, including travel, are paid by Little League International. While here, the teams are housed in dormitories on our complex, and food is provided at no charge. All teams are provided with exactly the same accommodations, without regard to their economic status.

So what’s the $10,000 going to?

It also appears that the money given to the team by the Washington County commissioners came from the “wrong” account.  It was supposedly taken from an account funded solely by a special county tax applied to area hotel rooms.  This money by law is to be only used to help develop tourism and support cultural and recreational projects in Washington County.  Paying for the out-of-state travel expenses of an all-star Little League team does not fall within the law.

One way to solve this problem would be for the three Washington County commissioners that voted to award the team with a $10,000 gift — Commissioners President John F. Barr, Vice President Terry L. Baker and Commissioner James F. Kercheval — pay the money out of their own pockets.  If they think the Little League all-star team deserves some extra travel money on top of what Little League is already providing, they each can come up with $3,333.33 on their own and award that to the team.  That way the team still gets the extra travel money and not one dime of tax dollars is spent.

It’s a win-win situation.

Worst obituary ever written

I can’t imagine what would motive someone to write such a hateful, mean spirited obituary. The following was written by the dead woman’s daughter and appeared in the Vallejo, California Times-Herald:

Dolores Aguilar
1929 – Aug. 7, 2008

Dolores Aguilar, born in 1929 in New Mexico, left us on August 7, 2008. She will be met in the afterlife by her husband, Raymond, her son, Paul Jr., and daughter, Ruby.

She is survived by her daughters Marietta, Mitzi, Stella, Beatrice, Virginia and Ramona, and son Billy; grandchildren, Donnelle, Joe, Mitzie, Maria, Mario, Marty, Tynette, Tania, Leta, Alexandria, Tommy, Billy, Mathew, Raymond, Kenny, Javier, Lisa, Ashlie and Michael; great-grandchildren, Brendan, Joseph, Karissa, Jacob, Delaney, Shawn, Cienna, Bailey, Christian, Andre Jr., Andrea, Keith, Saeed, Nujaymah, Salma, Merissa, Emily, Jayci, Isabella, Samantha and Emily. I apologize if I missed anyone.

Dolores had no hobbies, made no contribution to society and rarely shared a kind word or deed in her life. I speak for the majority of her family when I say her presence will not be missed by many, very few tears will be shed and there will be no lamenting over her passing.

Her family will remember Dolores and amongst ourselves we will remember her in our own way, which were mostly sad and troubling times throughout the years. We may have some fond memories of her and perhaps we will think of those times too. But I truly believe at the end of the day ALL of us will really only miss what we never had, a good and kind mother, grandmother and great-grandmother. I hope she is finally at peace with herself. As for the rest of us left behind, I hope this is the beginning of a time of healing and learning to be a family again.

There will be no service, no prayers and no closure for the family she spent a lifetime tearing apart. We cannot come together in the end to see to it that her grandchildren and great-grandchildren can say their goodbyes. So I say here for all of us, GOOD BYE, MOM.

I hope there’s more to this story then some stupid petty squabble. I’d hate to find out this all stems from the time she wouldn’t let her kids get a puppy. I’m not sure if the daughter that wrote this speaks for her other siblings. Maybe she should have signed her name to it.

How my former primary care doctor screwed me over

I thought I had my psoriasis licked. I was taking Raptiva, a medication I inject myself once a week. After taking it for two months, my hands were finally clear of psoriasis. It was in full remission.  It felt so good to have normal hands for a change.  I felt like a normal human being. No pain, no thick scaly areas, no cracks, no bleeding.

It was great.

All that changed when my former primary care doctor withheld a referral to continue seeing my dermatologist. When he originally referred me to see my dermatologist, he wrote a referral for 20 visits. Unbeknown to me, my insurance company refused to honor the referral for 20 visits. They required a new referral after every four visits.  I never knew this.  My dermatologist was contacting my doctor after every four visits to get another referral faxed to them.

To the best of my knowledge, the initial referral for 20 visits was still in effect.

When I arrived at the dermatologist’s for my appointment to gauge the success of the Raptiva, the person at the front counter asked me for my referral.  She proceeded to tell me about needing a new referral after every four visits and that my doctor said he would no longer issue a referral over the phone.  From now on, he would only issue them in person.  She told me that someone from my doctor’s office should have contacted me and told me this.

Nobody bothered to tell me.

This meant I could not be seen by my dermatologist.  This meant I could not continue taking the Raptiva.  I needed another prescription if I wanted to continue taking it.  That’s something I could not get without seeing my dermatologist.

I immediately went about looking for new doctor.  One that wouldn’t screw me over like that.  By the time I found one taking new patients and got an appointment to be seen and got a new referral to see my dermatologist, the psoriasis was back.  If anything, it was worse then ever.

I don’t understand why I need a referral to see a dermatologist. Psoriasis is a life long, chronic condition that I will have for the rest of my life. Seeing a dermatologist is something I will be required to do for the rest of my life. My insurance company knows this.

By requiring me to get a referral from my doctor, they are in a sense having him re-diagnose my psoriasis.  That’s something he is not qualified to do. If he was skilled and knowledgeable enough to diagnose psoriasis, he would be skilled and knowledgeable enough to treat psoriasis and I would not need to see a dermatologist.

It’s middle-man medicine.  Putting my primary care doctor in the process adds absolutely no value. It doesn’t make for better care.  All it does is drive the cost up.  By requiring me to come in and be seen every time I needed a referral, he gets to charge me a $30 co-pay along with whatever he bills my insurance.  It becomes an unnecessary obstacle to receiving quality medical care.

A look at Denver’s secret jail for the Democratic National Convention

The city of Denver is rolling out all the stops for the upcoming Democratic National Convention including a secret jail for unruly protesters.  What exactly would get a protester arrested in Denver?  My guess that a lot of protesters will be arrested for “resisting arrest” or some other equally trumped up charge.

The old warehouse located on city owned property features make shift jail cells constructed from chain link fencing and barbed wire. It supposedly will be able to process 60 arrestees an hour.

If this doesn’t make you feel proud to be an American, nothing will.  Let freedom ring!

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WordPress 2.6.1 released

The people that make WordPress, the world’s most popular blogging platform, have released the newest version, WordPress 2.6.1.  I just performed the upgrade and everything went without a hitch.  Not that I know really what a hitch actually is.

Back when I had this blog hosted on GoDaddy, upgrading WordPress was always a nightmare.  Problems I attributed to WordPress were in all actuality problems with GoDaddy. I can’t stress enough to people that GoDaddy should be avoided like a three-day old hotdog at 7-11. Not only did hosting my blog there cause a whole host of difficulties (i.e. feeds not working), the interface at GoDaddy was a pain in the ass. It was as though they designed the interface to subject you to as much advertising as they could. I was constantly having to go from one window to another window to do the most basic things.

I would encourage anyone needing blog hosting service to look no further then AQHost. They are cheap, easy to use, and they are quick to reply to any question of concern.

It looks like ‘The Clone Wars’ movie is worse then I thought

Surprise, surprise, the newest installment in the Star Wars franchise appears to be a real stinker. I checked out some of the reviews this morning and the critics hated it.

Over at Rotten Tomatoes, its coming in at 23%. When you only look at the reviews from the top critics, the movie drops to only 11%.

Ouch.

I think now I know why most of the stars from the prior Star Wars flicks aren’t doing the voices in this. They probably read the script and refused to participate. Samuel L. Jackson returned to lend his voice as Jedi Master Mace Windu, but has the man ever said no to a movie? Seriously, if Samuel L. Jackson turns down a boat load of cash to appear in a movie, you know it’s got to be bad. 

Chinese gymnast ages three years in only nine months

Chinese “woman” gymnast He Kexin was 13-years old only nine months ago. At least that is what the Chinese government’s news agency, Xinhua, reported back then. They reported that she was 13-years old.

Olympic rules state that you must turn 16 during the calendar year to compete.

He Kexin and her fellow teammates beat the United States and clinched China’s first women’s team Olympic gold in gymnastics. Some are complaining that the Chinese cheated. Did they?

Of course they cheated. That’s just what communists do. They cheat. The Soviets and the East Germans cheated in the 70’s and the 80’s and the Chinese are cheating now. If you ask me, it’s not really the Olympics unless you have godless communists cheating at something.

Ohio man takes a bath at Burger King


This prick’s name is Timothy Tackett and he used to work (past tense) at a Xenia, Ohio Burger King. Evidently he thought it would be hilarious to bathe in the fast food restaurant’s deep-well sink. Not only was he fired, but so was everyone else that was privy to this stupid act of depravity.

They wash vegetables in that sink. If you ever ate at a Burger King in Xenia, Ohio and you thought the tomatoes on your Whopper tasted like ass, now you know why.

This has got to be the first time ever that someone in Ohio actually got in trouble for bathing.

‘Clone Wars’ to feature Jabba the Hutt’s gay uncle

It seems that Clone Wars will feature a gay character. Once again I turn to the MTV movie blog to get all my Star Wars info:

Jabba’s uncle, Zero the Hutt, a new character introduced specifically for the upcoming animated series, is a gay stereotype that makes what Jar Jar Binks represented to the island of Jamaica look subtle by comparison. It’s not the look or design that pushes it over the top into stereotype, of course, but the voice (performed by Corey Burden), a lispy, high-pitched twang purposively reminiscent of Truman Capote.

What?  Truman Capote was gay?  And who exactly decided to inject a lispy talking, negative gay stereotype into the movie?  Master filmmaker George Lucas, that’s who:

“Zero, Jabba’s uncle, originally spoke in Hutt-ese, like Jabba and then he had a different sluggish voice just like Jabba, and then George one day was watching it and said ‘I want him to sound like Truman Capote.’ He actually said that and we were like ‘Wow!’” Filion revealed. “It’s a hybrid of it but the inspiration is definitely there on Capote. It’s one of those things that takes him from being an interesting character and I think really does put him over the top and does something. He’s a favorite among the crew here.”

The more I learn about this movie, the more I hate it.  I’m not going to say that Jabba’s Uncle Zero is offensive to gay people, but the potential is certainly there.

It doesn’t look good.

Why is John Edwards still lying?

Everyone’s favorite son of a millworker John Edwards claimed in his prepared written statement that he had broken it off with his mistress Rielle Hunter in 2006. He wrote:

With my family, I took responsibility for my actions in 2006 and today I take full responsibility publicly. But that misconduct took place for a short period in 2006. It ended then.

On ABC News Nightline, John Edwards claimed that in 2006 he told his wife Elizabeth about “The Mistake” and asked her forgiveness.

Technology blogger Robert Scoble took this photo of Rielle Hunter on December 30, 2006 in in New Orleans at an Edwards event and was working with the Edwards team.

If he ended his relationship with Rielle Hunter in 2006, why is she there in New Orleans with him?

Why is he insisting that the affair ended in 2006?  I’m guessing because Rielle Hunter’s baby was born on February 27, 2008. It seems Edwards wants to make it look mathematically impossible that he is the baby’s father.

George Lucas explains why ‘Clone Wars’ used new voice actors

Clone Wars, the animated feature film that looks more like the World of Warcraft online game then an actual movie, opens this weekend. If you were looking forward to watching the flick and hearing the familiar voices of Hayden Christensen, Ewan McGregor, Natalie Portman, or Frank Oz, don’t waste your time. They aren’t in the movie. Instead, their parts are being voiced by unknowns.

Why would George Lucas do something like this? He explains to the good people of MTV:

“It used to be in animation you just had [unknown] actors do the parts. The idea of hiring a really good actor – Tom Hanks [for instance] – was a really revolutionary idea,” Lucas said. “Partly they did it because they were great actors, partly they did it cause they wanted to use them for publicity. To be very honest with you, I don’t really think I need to hire a big movie star to publicize my movie. I don’t need Angelina Jolie here. That’s what it comes down to in the end. They have two days in the studio and then they have like two weeks doing press. They are mainly paid for the press stuff.”

Thank you George Lucas for telling us how it was in the olden times, you douche. Angelina Jolie? Why bring her up? She has nothing to do with the Star Wars universe. If he’s going to do yet another Star Wars movie, he ought to at least bring back all of the actors to reprise their roles.

The characters aren’t going to look anything like they looked in the movies. They might as well sound like they sounded in the movies.

West coast viewers are spoiled

Yahoo’s Olympics blogger Chris Chase is ticked off that NBC is showing some of the Olympic events in Beijing on “tape delay”. Not that they still use magnetic tape to record sporting events or anything else for that matter. How old is Chris Chase? When he wants to make a phone call, does he “dial” the number? When he wants to listen to music, does he grab his Walkman? Does he write his blog on a manual typewriter? Is his car powered with steam?

Chris Chase wrote:

Tonight’s swimming finals with Michael Phelps, Dara Torres and Katie Hoff were not shown live in the Mountain or Pacific time zones, nor will they be shown for the entirety of the competition. NBC will instead run the east coast feed three hours later; at 8:00 p.m. PT. So, at the moment (midnight on the east coast), viewers on the other side of the country still haven’t seen Phelps shatter his own world record in the 400-meter individual medley.

The day I feel sorry for sports fans on the left coast is the day alien lifeforms have taken over my body. The ones that look like worms and embed themselves in your brain stem and make you say and do kooky things.

I don’t get to watch many Big Time sporting events. The reason? Two reasons actually; I work for a living and I live on the east coast.

To make viewing optimal for people living out on the west coast, most major sporting events don’t start until after 9:00 p.m. on the right side of the country. They do this so the folks out on the west coast can watch the event on TV after they get home for work. They don’t care that people on the east coast — people like me — have to stay up past midnight to finish watching. If you’re unemployed, retired, or sell drugs for a living, it’s really no big deal. If you are none of the above, it sucks.

So people out of the west coast don’t get to watch it live when Michael Phelps sets a new record? I don’t get to watch the World Series, NBA Championships, Monday Night Football, or the NCAA Men’s Basketball Championship final.

Consider us even.

Did Roscoe Bartlett submit fraudulent documents to the IRS too?

Even though Representative Roscoe Bartlett admits that since 2004 he submitted fraudulent incorrect personal financial disclosure forms that he is required to submit because he is a member of Congress, he claims that his taxes filed during that same time period with the Internal Revenue Service are correct.

Why would the two be any different?

When asked by the Frederick News-Post to release copies of his tax returns to the public, Bartlett spokeswoman Lisa Wright said he would not do so because legally he isn’t required to do it.

That doesn’t make any sense. The tax returns should contain the exact same information that is on his personal financial disclosure forms. That information is public record. Granted, that information is fraudulent incorrect, but he claims that he is “planning” on filing an amended personal financial disclosure.

My guess is that his tax returns were just as fraudulent incorrect as his personal financial disclosure. He’s probably just hoping he doesn’t get audited.

Good luck with that Roscoe.

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Zombie Wolverine by Josh Medors

A friend of mine emailed me this scan.  It’s of a piece of art he won during the charity auction at the 2008 Pittsburgh Comicon. Click on the image to see a larger version.

The artist is Josh Medors.  It’s based on Incredible Hulk #340 drawn by Todd McFarlane.  Wolverine is a zombie.  I’m not sure if the Hulk is a zombie too.  All I know is that it looks superb.

In fact, it’s making me rethink my stance on buying original comic book art.

Bernie Mac 1957 – 2008

I just now saw on CNN that comedian/actor Bernie Mac died. He was 50 years old. Evidently he had been in a Chicago area hospital with pneumonia. How sad.

I just had pneumonia myself only a few weeks ago. I guess I didn’t realize just how serious pneumonia was. Don’t get me wrong. I knew people die from pneumonia, but people die every year from the flu too.

He was truly a gifted comedian. He had a way of making anything funny. I enjoyed his movies and I enjoyed his sit-com, The Bernie Mac Show.

He will be missed.

The definition of voyeurism

I guess Elizabeth Edwards has issued a statement about her husband’s infidelities and the subsequent lying about it over on Daily Kos.  I don’t know if she actually wrote the words that appear there or if someone from her husband’s staff (if he even still has a staff) wrote the words on her behalf. 

Her concluding statement was interesting. It was:

I ask that the public, who expressed concern about the harm John’s conduct has done to us, think also about the real harm that the present voyeurism does and give me and my family the privacy we need at this time.

Voyeurism? Is that what she thinks is going on here? Webster’s defines voyeurism as “sexual stimulation or satisfaction from looking at naked people, most often without their knowledge.”

I’d argue that there is only one person in this whole mess that was deriving sexual stimulation or satisfaction. His name is John Edwards.

What if John Edwards had won the Democratic Presidential nomination? Imagine what the right-wing would have done with this information in the last week of October. They would have run nonstop commercials showing Edwards with his mistress along with her baby. The same baby that does not have a father listed on the birth certificate. The same baby that we are supposed to take at Edward’s word that is not his.

Knowing what we know now about John Edwards, he never should have pursued the Democratic Presidential nomination for 2008. Anyone that knew John Edwards had been screwing around on his wife in 2006 should for the good of the party and the country have discouraged him from pursuing the nomination. That includes Elizabeth Edwards. If she knew about it.

I’m not convinced that she did.

Concrete light bulb wall hook

Do you have some extra light bulbs and some Quikrete Mortar mix sitting around the house? If so, you might want to think about making one of these.  It’s a concrete light bulb wall hook.  Drive it into a wall stud and you will have a sturdy hook to hang a heavy coat from.  Plus, it will look extremely cool.

The creator posted step-by-step, easy to follow instructions over on Instructables.  He also posted a link to his website where you can purchase concrete light bulbs already made.  The price is $19 plus $6 shipping.

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I told you John Edwards was a fake

News broke out this afternoon that former Democratic presidential hopeful and all around fake John Edwards had as the National Enquirer reported earlier, had an extramarital affair with Rielle Hunter. He evidently is still claiming that the woman’s child is not his. Why anyone would trust him at this point is beyond me.

I cannot imagine the pain Elizabeth Edwards is going through right now. Now only is she dying from cancer, she has to deal with this mess. My heart goes out to her.

The timing of this announcement is more then just a coincidence. Not only did he pick a Friday to make this announcement, he chose the first day of the Olympics. People have their attentions elsewhere today.

The mainstream news media really dropped the ball on this. Why was the National Enquirer able to learn about this, but they were not? How pathetic they look. It is no wonder that newspapers are losing more and more readers each and every year. If they actually did their jobs and tried to uncover the truth, maybe people would still be reading them.

Former state delegate caught with child pornography remains free

On January 31, 2008, law enforcement officers raided the home of Robert A. McKee and seized two computers, 30 videotapes and printed materials from his home that officers described as being child pornography.  At the time of the raid, McKee was an elected delegate to to the Maryland House of Delegates.  He was also the executive director of Big Brothers Big Sisters of Washington County.

He was also a Republican.

When news of the incident was made public a week later, McKee resigned from both the Maryland House of Delegates and his position with Big Brothers Big Sisters of Washington County.

It has now been 190 days since investigators seized the child pornography from McKee’s home. He has yet to be charged with any crime.

Why not?

Osama bin Laden’s driver sentenced to 66 months

Salim Hamdan, Osama bin Laden’s former driver, was convicted of supporting terrorism, but he was acquitted of conspiracy to murder. He was sentenced to only 66 months. Since he has already been held down in Guantanamo Bay for 51 months, he technically could go free in five months.

A jury of six US military officers, and not a judge, imposed the sentence.

After Hamdan completes the rest of his sentence, he will still be considered to be an enemy combatant.

Hamdan admitted to working for Osama bin Laden in Afghanistan from 1997 to 2001 as his driver. He made around $200 a month.

Representative Roscoe Bartlett has been a bad boy

It seems that Roscoe Bartlett, my elected representative in the U.S. House of Representatives has been less then honest with his finances. The Frederick-News Post uncovered the fact that since 2004, Bartlett underreported or failed to report roughly $1 million in property sales.

As a member of Congress, Bartlett is required by law to disclose details of his finances each year.  He is required to report his earned and unearned income, assets, gifts and travel. By submitting false financial statements, he could be facing up to five years in prison.

Being the man of character that he is, he quickly did what all men of character do – he blamed his wife and son:

“I really was a bit player,” he said. “My son rebuilt the houses; my wife wrote the checks.”

Bartlett also blamed the people that work for him:

Bartlett blamed that error on staff first not reading his handwritten notes correctly, and then his own signing of the finished form without reading it, something he said he shouldn’t have done.

Bartlett also made a series of interest baring loans to various family members.  He failed to declare the money generated from the interest from this loans.  Who even charges their own family interest?

I’m not really sure who he is blaming for that mix up.

Girl gives herself Elf ears

I will no longer feel bad about getting myself tattooed when I was young and dumb. Well, more dumb then I am now. It’s clear to me that I could have done a lot worse. Here is a photo of a girl who had her ears surgically altered to make them pointed like the ears of an Elf. Or a Vulcan. After visiting her MySpace page, I’m guessing she was going for Elf and not Mr. Spock’s red-headed cousin.

And don’t think for a minute that an actual surgeon did this hack job.  No, a Body Modification “artist” did the deed.

If she wanted to be an Elf, couldn’t she just play World of Warcraft?  That’s what I did when I felt like being an Undead Priest.  I was not about to let some dork cut on me.

Body-Mod: Elf Ears [Instructables]

Herald-Mail continues to smear Kelly Cromer

If the Herald-Mail newspaper is going to continue smearing the reputation of Hagerstown City Councilperson Kelly S. Cromer, I guess I will continue to blog about it.  Being that the Washington County Ethics Commission cleared Cromer of acting unethical the day she was pulled over by a Hagerstown police officer for speeding, I thought the Herald-Mail would move on.

Evidently I was wrong.

Today’s edition included a front page story reporting that the local chapter of the Fraternal Order of Police (FOP) voted unanimously on July 16 to rescind Councilwoman Kelly S. Cromer’s associate membership. This was before the Washington County Ethics Commission even ruled on the matter. Their decision wasn’t made public until July 31.

Today’s article included something that appears to be factually wrong. It reads:

She also was quoted as saying the police department had a vendetta against her because she questioned the validity of a program under which some city employees are permitted to drive city-owned vehicles to and from work.

She was never quoted as saying the police department had a vendetta against her. Someone who claimed to have been with Cromer when she took a phone call from the reporter from the Herald-Mail asking about the incident claimed on a message board that at no time in the phone conversation did Cromer say the word “vendetta”.

Shortly after reading that, I emailed Dan Dearth, the reporter who wrote the article, and asked him if Cromer actually said the world “vendetta”.  He promptly replied:

Rick,

I never quoted her directly as saying that. I asked her whether she felt some city officials and some members of the police department had a vendetta against her. She said, “Yes.”

Thanks.

Dan

Dan Dearth was the one that chose the word vendetta, not Cromer.  She only answered in the affirmative when asked if she felt “some” city officials and “some” members of the police department had a vendetta against her. She did not answer in the affirmative that she felt that the entire police department had a vendetta against her.  The key word is “some”.  The way it reads in today’s paper is that Cromer was quoted as saying the entire Hagerstown police department had a vendetta against her.

She never said that.

Can anyone even blame her if she does feel that some in the Hagerstown police department have a vendetta against her? How else did the newspaper learn about the traffic stop three weeks after it happened?  Someone leaked the story to the newspaper and it wasn’t because they were a supporter of Councilperson Kelly Cromer.  They did it to make her look bad and the Herald-Mail seems to be going out of their way to do everything they can to help.

I guess we now know where Heath Ledger got his drugs

Federal investigators from the Federal Drug Administration are trying to figure out how exactly Heath Ledger got his hands on the two drugs that killed him, Oxycodone (OxyContin) and hydrocodone (Vicodin). He didn’t have a prescription for ether of the two drugs. He either purchased them illegally or someone gave them to him.

My guess is that someone gave them to him. Something tells me that Heath Ledger wasn’t schlepping around the East Village buying pain pills.

Investigators want to question Mary-Kate Olsen. The creepy looking former child actor was a close friend of Heath Ledger. When a masseuse entered Ledger’s apartment and found him dead, she called Mary-Kate Olsen three times before even calling 911. The masseuse worked for Mary-Kate Olsen as well as Heath Ledger.

Mary-Kate Olsen is refusing to speak to investigators unless she is given immunity. I wonder what she has to hide? My guess is that she was the one that gave Heath Ledger the pills.

Erin Andrews is a girl

I didn’t know ESPN had it’s own unprofessionally dressed, flirty sports babe/sidelines reporter.  I don’t think I’ve watched an ESPN Sunday Night baseball game all year and I think that’s her regular gig.  Evidently, I’m one of the few people around that wasn’t aware of her.

One of the many people aware of who Erin Andrews is and what she does is columnist Mike Nadel.  In a recent column he wrote:

Erin Andrews, the ESPN “it” babe who clearly isn’t afraid to flaunt it, sauntered around the visiting clubhouse, flitting from one Cubs player to another. Her skimpy outfit — designed to accentuate her, um, positives — had players leering at her. Some made lewd comments under their breath. Others giggled like 12-year-olds.

I imagine being a female reporter in a male dominated field is hard enough without having to guess if your skirt is short enough or if you have any unsightly panty lines.

It seems she’s dressing to attract male attention and that’s too bad.  She might actually be good at what she does, but if she continues to dress in a certain way, that’s what she will be known for.

A very similar problem once plagued Chris Berman.  Word has it early in his career he would often wear assless leather chaps and nipple clamps while walking the sidelines of sporting events.  He quickly realized that if he continued flaunting his sex appeal for the sake of getting a story, people would only look at him as a boy-toy and not a respected sports journalist.

Mike Nadel: Blonde bombshell can’t distract red-hot Cubs [Norwich Bulletin]

Is Cindy McCain on Big Brother 10?

One of these women is Cindy McCain, wife of presumptive Republican Presentational nominee John McCain. The other is April Dowling, a contestant on the CBS reality show Big Brother 10.

Can you guess which woman is which?

Of course Cindy McCain is on the left and April Dowling is on the right, but you’ve got to admit that these two women look an awful lot a like.

Not only do both women look alike, they both live in Arizona.

There is something though that differentiates these two ladies.  Something substantial that sets these two apart. 

Only one of them has seen John McCain naked.

Sucker City

Evidently Circuit City doesn’t have much of a sense of humor when it comes to the parody of one of their sales fliers. Their response to this page appearing in issue #492 of Mad Magazine was to send out a memo to all Circuit City stores demanding that this issue be destroyed. Click the photo to see a much larger version.

Since when did Circuit City start selling magazines?

This seems hypocritical of Circuit City. If they were selling issue #492 of Mad Magazine, they were likely selling issue #491 and the issues before that. What companies did Mad Magazine do a parody of in those issues? They obviously had no problem with Mad Magazine when they were focusing on other companies, companies other then Circuit City.

Circuit City Orders All Stores To Destroy Issue Of Mad Magazine Parodying “Sucker City” [Consumerist]

World’s tiniest snake

In this photo taken in 2006 and released on Sunday, Aug. 3, 2008, by U.S. scientist S. Blair Hedges, an evolutionary biologist at Penn State University, the globe’s tiniest snake is shown curled up on a U.S. quarter. Hedges said Sunday he has discovered the globe’s tiniest species of snake in the easternmost Caribbean island of Barbados, with full-grown adults typically less than four inches (10 centimeters) long. He named the diminutive snake “Leptotyphlops carlae” after his herpetologist wife, Carla Ann Hass.

So the guy that discovers this snake names it after his wife? Not his ex-wife, but to the woman he is currently married to? I would think the guy’s wife wouldn’t be too pleased that a certain type of snake was named after her.

Not only is this snake really small, it seems to be rather fond of money. Just what exactly is it doing to that quarter?

Maryland college bans smoking

The smoking lamp is permanently off at Montgomery College, a community college — also known as the 13th and 14th grade — here in Maryland. No more smoking cigarettes, pipes, cigars, or any other tobacco based products.

I’m not sure if this ban also applies to marijuana.

Montgomery College Snuffs Out Smoking [Washington Post]