Mamma Mia

I don’t get this movie.  It’s supposedly based on the music of ABBA.  Being that the story does not revolve around a queen that dances, I don’t really understand how ABBA music is involved.

I only know one ABBA song.

From what I have been told, the movie centers around a 20-year old girl who is about to be married.  She wants to be walked down the aisle by her father.  The only problem — if you forget for a moment that a 20-year old child so too young to get married — is that she doesn’t know who her father is.

She was raised by a single mother.  She didn’t grow up with a father.

She doesn’t know who her father is because her mother doesn’t know who exactly impregnated her 20 years ago.  Evidently in 1988 she had unprotected sex with three different men on or around the moment her daughter was conceived.  Classy!

I remember 1988.  People were more then a little freaked out over something called AIDS.  This was when most people finally stopped calling it the Gay Cancer and realized that AIDS or HIV, the virus that caused AIDS, was something everyone needed to worry about.  It was something everyone, gay or straight, needed to protect themselves against.

This meant people were starting to be more responsible when it came to having sex.  They were refraining from having unprotected sex with multiple partners.

Maybe the world that Mamma Mia takes place is some sort of alternate world that is free of HIV or other life threatening sexually transmitted diseases.

Then again, maybe Mamma was just a skanky crack whore.

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