Comments on: Creepy photo of Hulk Hogan spreading lotion on his daughter’s rear end http://bentcorner.com/2008/05/creepy-photo-of-hulk-hogan-spreading-lotion-on-his-daughters-rear-end/ Sat, 30 Aug 2008 08:03:39 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.6.1 By: Steve http://bentcorner.com/2008/05/creepy-photo-of-hulk-hogan-spreading-lotion-on-his-daughters-rear-end/#comment-2294 Steve Mon, 19 May 2008 14:29:00 +0000 http://www.bentcorner.com/?p=1382#comment-2294 I was going to include an exception for the Thing, but I thought it would be self-evident. The orange people made of rock and created by Jack Kirby are the <I>only</I> ones to be trusted. I was going to include an exception for the Thing, but I thought it would be self-evident. The orange people made of rock and created by Jack Kirby are the only ones to be trusted.

]]> By: austin http://bentcorner.com/2008/05/creepy-photo-of-hulk-hogan-spreading-lotion-on-his-daughters-rear-end/#comment-2292 austin Sun, 18 May 2008 18:47:49 +0000 http://www.bentcorner.com/?p=1382#comment-2292 i trust the thing because hes made from rock, and obviously has a good repertoire with us normal humans. a man who is orange by choice is not one i want anything to do with. i trust the thing because hes made from rock, and obviously has a good repertoire with us normal humans. a man who is orange by choice is not one i want anything to do with.

]]> By: RonAndrewSchooly http://bentcorner.com/2008/05/creepy-photo-of-hulk-hogan-spreading-lotion-on-his-daughters-rear-end/#comment-2295 RonAndrewSchooly Sat, 17 May 2008 21:26:40 +0000 http://www.bentcorner.com/?p=1382#comment-2295 What about the Thing? I more or less trust him, and he's orange. What about the Thing? I more or less trust him, and he’s orange.

]]> By: Steve http://bentcorner.com/2008/05/creepy-photo-of-hulk-hogan-spreading-lotion-on-his-daughters-rear-end/#comment-2293 Steve Sat, 17 May 2008 17:23:19 +0000 http://www.bentcorner.com/?p=1382#comment-2293 You know, outside of murderers and rapists and other seriously bad-type people, Hulk Hogan is one of the worst human beings on the planet. Not only did he break way, way more careers than he made in his years as the top draw in pro wrestling; not only has be shown a willingness, even an eagerness to exploit his family for his own celebrity; not only do he and his daughter have a super-creepy Agamemnon/Electra thing going on (only, you know, more overtly sexual); but the dude is <I>orange</I>. That's why he's always wearing brightly colored bandanas on his bald head, to draw the color out of his tangerine-hued tanned hide. Never trust an orange person. Unless it's a birth defect, or they're from another planet where orange skin is the norm. Then it's okay. You know, outside of murderers and rapists and other seriously bad-type people, Hulk Hogan is one of the worst human beings on the planet. Not only did he break way, way more careers than he made in his years as the top draw in pro wrestling; not only has be shown a willingness, even an eagerness to exploit his family for his own celebrity; not only do he and his daughter have a super-creepy Agamemnon/Electra thing going on (only, you know, more overtly sexual); but the dude is orange. That’s why he’s always wearing brightly colored bandanas on his bald head, to draw the color out of his tangerine-hued tanned hide.

Never trust an orange person. Unless it’s a birth defect, or they’re from another planet where orange skin is the norm. Then it’s okay.

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