Thursday, June 7, 2007
Paris Hilton is a free man
Three days into her 45 day sentence, Paris Hilton was released from jail and ordered to remain in her home and wear an electronic monitoring ankle bracelet. The reason given was due to a mysterious and unspecified medical condition.
I bet it was an acute case of richititus.
I wouldn’t be surprised if somebody in the Los Angeles Sheriff department has a brand new boat or something else equally expensive.
The beauty of an unspecified medical condition is that because of federal HIPAA laws, they cannot say the reason she is supposedly too sick for jail. It’s an excuse that nobody can question.
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UPDATE:
Check it out, they slammed that rich bitch’s bony ass back in stir:
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070608/ap_on_en_tv/paris_hilton
She’s too sick for a lot of things, but jail isn’t one of them.