Month: April, 2007

My 2007 Pittsburgh Comicon report

We had a rocking good time at the 2007 Pittsburgh Comicon. The Expo Mart is actually a fantastic place to hold an event like a comic book convention. The Expo Mart is connected to the Radison Hotel. It literary takes only 30 seconds to walk from the lobby of the hotel to the convention floor. Unlike any other funny book convention I’ve been to, parking is free. This means I had more money to spend on the convention floor.

If you entered the convention floor from the Expo Mart side, you were forced to walk by a table staffed with rude women that asked you to support “the troops”. Evidently the only way one could do this was to give them some money. I show my support to “the troops” by being against getting into costly and never ending wars under false pretenses. I don’t do it by giving to obnoxious people that ask for money as soon as I step foot into a comic book convention. To each his own though.

There were two dealers selling bootleg DVD’s. Both were selling copies of the South Korean monster movie THE HOST. It’s not out on DVD here in the states. I was very tempted to pick one up. I’m looking forward to seeing this movie, but I guess I’m willing to wait till I can purchase an actual legal copy. I was surprised to see anyone selling bootlegs after the raids at a comic book convention in Detroit last year. Not only were the two dealers selling bootlegs, it didn’t appear they were selling anything but bootlegs.

Probably one of the most peculiar things I witnessed at the con was STAR TREK: DEEP SPACE 9 actress Chase Masterson. She didn’t look anything like what she looked on DS9. She didn’t look like any of the photos for sale at her table. It appears the years haven’t been overly kind to Chase Masterson. It also appears that she has developed quite a fondness for all-you-can-eat buffets. Not that the same could not be said for me. The difference is that I don’t dress like a hooker.

Some time early Friday afternoon, Chase Masterson stormed out of her booth barefoot while talking very loudly on her cell phone. It was obvious that she was highly agitated about something. I thought maybe the convention organizers told her to go and put on some more clothes. Maybe they told her to go put on some clothing that actually fit. I could hear her yelling on her cell phone about something being paid in full as far as she was concerned. Something like that. I didn’t see her back at her booth the rest of the day. On Saturday, she still wasn’t at her booth. All of her stuff was there. I asked Marc Singer, famous actor from major motion pictures such as THE BEASTMASTER and the hit television mini-series V what happened to her. He was sitting in the booth next to her. Mark informed me that he didn’t know what happened to her and that he hadn’t seen her all day. I wondered if she had at least returned to get her shoes. When we watched her storm out the day before, she was barefoot. As this photo shows, she didn’t come back for her shoes.

I wouldn’t be surprised if the shoes were to end up on eBay. I also wouldn’t be surprised if the eBay seller was somebody that went by the eBay username “BeastMaster7667″.

One of the highlights of the con was the Comic Book Legal Defense Fund quick sketch raffle. That’s where comic book artists sit at a huge table on stage and draw giant comic book related quick sketches. Some of them were quite funny such as anything drawn by Chris Moreno. Some were much more artistic such as anything done by Rags Morales. People purchase raffle tickets for a dollar each and when artists are done with all of their numerous sketches, raffle tickets are drawn for each sketch. It was really quite fun. We attended both Friday and Saturday’s quick sketch event. Saturday’s event alone raised over $1800 for the CBLDF.

Looking through the long boxes at one vendor’s booth, I happened to spot a huge quantity of CIVIL WAR #7 books for $1 dollar each. There had to be at least 80 copies in the bin. One dollar each? How long until they make their way to the .50 cent bins? This is something to think about when reading the various online comic book best seller lists. Just because comic book shops order a certain amount of books doesn’t mean all those books are ever read. Many of them just might be collecting dust in a dollar bin. Like CIVIL WAR #7.

This was the best comic book convention I have ever been to. I enjoyed it immensely and will make it a point to go again next year.

Navy Blue Angels F-18 crashes at airshow

An F/A-18 part of the Navy aerobatic demonstration team the Blue Angels crashed yesterday at an airshow in South Carolina. The pilot was killed. He did not eject from his aircraft. He stayed in the plane as it crashed into a nearby housing area, damaging many homes in the process. Luckily nobody on the ground was killed.

I think these military aerobatic teams are to military aviation what Siegfried and Roy are to wildlife preservation.

The Navy has the Blue Angels and the Air Force has the Thunderbirds. They have these aerobatic teams to help facilitate recruiting. The idea is the youngsters will go to an airshow and see these planes and all of a sudden want to join the Navy or the Air Force. I don’t know if that is necessarily true. If it is true, it’s got to be the number one worst reason for joining the military.

Believe me. Joining the military for the wrong reasons is something I know a lot about.

Virginia Tech mass murderer’s eBay account

It turns out Seung-Hui Cho bought ammunition clips for one of his two handguns on eBay. Clips he undoubtedly used the day he killed 32 unarmed people at Virginia Tech. On eBay he went by the user name blazers5505. He had a feedback rating of 64.

He also used the email address of “Blazers5505@hotmail.com”.

Looking at this eBay history, be both bought and sold on eBay. He recently sold two tickets to the Peach Bowl. It looks as though he sold tickets to other Virginia Tech sporting events too. He recently sold two tickets to a Virginia Tech Hokies vs Coppin State Eagles basketball game.

He also sold a Texas Instruments TI-83 Plus scientific calculator. He claimed that it was barely used because he dropped the class he needed it for.

He also sold textbooks on Half.com which is owned by eBay. His current seller page shows that he is “on vacation”. Yes, in Hell. Past books he sold include Men, Women, and Chain Saws: Gender in the Modern Horror Film by Carol J. Clover and The Best of H. P. Lovecraft: Bloodcurdling Tales of Horror and the Macabre.

Is that how he got money to buy both guns and ammo? By selling junk on eBay? He didn’t have a job. His parents don’t seem to be very well off.

I’ve wondered since the day of the massacre how he was able to buy handguns. Not because of his apparent mental problems. How did he come up with the money? Often the price of a gun alone keeps them out of the hands of people that have no business owning them. Like Seung-Hui Cho. How did he get a credit card with enough available credit to purchase expensive, top-end firearms? He had no job or any other source of income. The guns he purchased were not cheap pieces of junk.

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Wal-Mart’s love of selling Nazi SS skull t-shirts will not die

The Consumerist posted about a new Nazi SS skull t-shirt sighting at an Ohio area Wal-Mart. It’s been 22 weeks now since I first found them at my local Wal-Mart and posted something about it. Since then, Wal-Mart has issued apology after apology along with promises to remove the offending shirts as quickly as they can.

They then proceed to continue selling the shirts as though nothing ever happened.

This is just too ridiculous. Even for Wal-Mart. Either they want to sell Nazi SS skull t-shirts to kids or they don’t. They need to make up their mind. I realize that Wal-Mart likes to say one thing and do another when it comes to how they treat their employees, but this is about selling a t-shirt with an image worn by Nazi SS concentration camp guards at Auschwitz. Claiming that they offer affordable health insurance to their employees even though they don’t is not the same thing as claiming that they don’t want to sell Nazi SS merchandise even though they seemingly do.

I realize they are used to lying about stuff. They shouldn’t lie about this.

SS TotenkopfI noticed that this story made it’s way to digg again. A lot of people are commenting on this issue as though it’s something new. Some people are making the same lame retarded arguments that this is not a Nazi SS skull image even though it is an exact copy. They claim it’s just a skull. I used to get emails every day from people saying all sorts of things. Right now their are digg users arguing about Wal-Mart selling these t-shirts as though it wasn’t already argued to death last year on digg. Are these people all new digg users? Why didn’t any of these digg users making these comments last year? Not to say other digg users didn’t try to make similar flawed arguments.

Cho Seung-Hui’s favorite news network is NBC

In the middle of his massacre, Virginia Tech student Cho Seung-Hui was able to take time and put together a little care package for NBC News. In it he included photos and a video of himself speaking about why he did what he did and what he was about to do. As it turns out, go on to murder 30 more innocent people.

NBC turned the material over to law enforcement after making copies of everything and then plastering their logo on everything. Are they proud that Cho Seung-Hui chose NBC over the other major networks? If it was me, the last thing I would want is Cho Seung-Hui connected to my organization. I surely wouldn’t be slapping my logo on a photo brandishing the guns he used to kill 32 innocent people.

One of the people he killed was a 76 year-old Holocaust survivor who died saving his students.

Why would NBC News or any other credible news organization want to inject themselves into such a tragic event where so many innocent people were killed?

I live in Maryland but today I am a Hokie

Scott Kurtz likes to ride alone to the funny book convention

I read this over at Lying in the Gutters:

At a large convention, not too long ago, one of the show promotion staff was driving Scott Kurtz and his partner to the show from the hotel. Darick Robertson saw the opportunity and jumped into the front seat.

Scott complained to the driver, asking why he let a fan jump into his ride. Darick, an unassuming kind of chap, just said he was also taking a ride to the convention center. Scott wouldn’t let it lie, and Darick exited the vehicle.

The driver told Scott that it was Darick Robertson. There was no recognition until he mentioned “Transmetropolitan.” Scott didn’t say anything for the rest of the journey – but the driver got a couple of drinks out of it later telling the story (and probably embellishing it) to all and sundry.

I took it to mean that “large convention not too long ago” meant that it happened at Emerald City Comicon.  It’s a large convention.  It happened not too long ago.  Both Scott Kurtz and Darick Robertson were at the con.

Why would Scott Kurtz do this?  Even if he didn’t know who Darick Robertson was, why kick him out of the van?  I doubt Darick Robertson would have been engaging in obnoxious fanboy behavior.  I doubt he was asking Scott Kurtz for an autograph. He was just a guy catching a ride.

I’m guessing that Scott Kurtz hasn’t watched Al Gore’s An Inconvenient Truth.  If so he would know that we should all strive to lower our carbon footprint. Sharing a van with another funny book artist to a funny book convention would have been a good start.

Aren’t holy men suppost to keep their mouth shut?

I promise that I’m not going to permanently blog about the Don Imus “nappy-headed ho” controversy, but I tend to write about things that interest me. Sometimes I write about funny books. Sometimes I write about politics. Like I said, I blog about things that I find interesting.

Right now, I’m finding the Imus story interesting.

Yesterday’s New York Daily News ran a story about one of the ministers that was calling for Imus to be fired. The man’s name is Reverend DeForest Soaries and he hails from New Jersey. He claims to be one of the first to call for Imus to be fired. I’m not sure if this entitles him to print up t-shirts and trucker hats stating this fact, but I guess only time will tell.

He tells of being asked to act as a liaison between the Rutgers basketball team and Imus by Rutgers coach Vivian Stringer, a member of his flock. Not that I really understand why a liaison was needed. Soaries tells the New York Daily News of meeting with Imus in New York to discuss meeting with the team. As it turns out, the meeting took place minutes if not seconds after Imus found out he was fired from MSNBC.

“I became more of a pastor to him than the facilitator of the meeting,” he said.

“We didn’t even talk about what I was supposed to be there for. I needed to be with him spiritually. This was a man who’d just got big, bad news and he needed me to listen to him.

“He didn’t cry, but I could see he was in pain. He tried to joke, but it was a mask for that pain. He seemed hurt by what had happened to him.

“He felt somewhat betrayed by certain people. He didn’t name anybody, but he thought certain people could have given him more time.

“He thinks he should have been given the chance to meet the team first, that if those people could see he was truly repentant, then CBS and MSNBC would see it that way, too.

“I had words of consolation for him, even though I was one of those asking for him to be fired.”

I’m glad that Reverend Soaries could console and act as a paster to Imus. The last time I checked, that is what our holy men are supposed to do. They aren’t supposed to demand that people be fired from their jobs. They are supposed to act as spiritual counselors.

They are supposed to be advocates for forgiveness. At least the Christian ones. Forgiveness is what the Christian faith is based on. It’s what Jesus preached about. It’s what he commanded us to do to each other. To forgive. Something not a lot of the reverends involved in the Imus controversy have been doing.

Forgiveness means that you don’t demand somebody to be fired.

Shouldn’t Reverend Soaries have kept silent about ministering to Imus? Doesn’t he have some sort of ethical obligation to keep quiet about consoling Imus?

I’m sure Reverend DeForest Soaries did nothing wrong by speaking to the New York Daily News about the meeting. I can tell by looking at his photo that Reverend DeForest Soaries is a very honorable man. Did you notice the way he sits with his chin resting in the palm of his hand? He looks to be very thoughtful and insightful. Plus, I see from his photo that he fancies shirts with French cuffs. Nothing speaks integrity more then fancy French shirts.

Imus on the other hand wears cowboy clothes.

Don Imus fired from MSNBC and CBS Radio

Let this be a lesson. It doesn’t matter how many awards you have won. It doesn’t matter how much money you have raised for various charities. It doesn’t matter that you are in your profession’s Hall of Fame.

If you make a derogatory comment about black women, you had better do it on a hip hop album or on BET.

Even if you say it only in jest. Even if in your profession saying dumb funny things is not only acceptable, it’s expected. Even if you then go on to apologize repeatedly for what you said.

I will be the first to admit that Imus could be a jerk. He could be extremely offensive. What set him apart from so many other jerks was that he was an equal opportunity offender. It didn’t matter who you were. If you were in the public eye, he would probably get around to saying something offensive about you. He would ridicule anyone, including himself. Especially himself. It’s what he did best.

Some will argue that Don Imus is a racist. They will say that by saying “nappy-headed ho’s” on his radio program, he proved his racism. I would argue that a racist wouldn’t dare say something in public that could be interpreted as racist. They wouldn’t make a dumb joke about a woman’s college basketball team where most of the woman were black. No, a racist is more careful with what they say in public. A racist wouldn’t endorse an African-American candidate for the U.S. Senate. A racist wouldn’t then go on and aggressively defend that African-American candidate when racists attempt to smear the candidate with lies.

I’ve known real racists. Don Imus wasn’t a racist. He was just a guy on the radio that liked to make jokes.

Now that this whole ordeal is over and racism has finally been eradicated, I hope this means Jesse Jackson now has time to do what Don Imus did. Jesse Jackson said some awful things about three college athletes. Young men that played lacrosse at Duke University. The men had been accused of raping a woman. Something that proved to be not true. The woman lied.

Jesse Jackson said awful, untrue things about the Duke lacrosse players. At least he never made fun of their hair.

Iron Man #16 has a wardrobe malfunction

Nipple? I read something on Rich Johnson’s Lying in the Gutters column about a printing problem with Iron Man #16. The issue had been withdrawn from shipment to comic book shops and all of the copies had been pulped. The only retailer to receive copies of Iron Man #16 was the Borders bookstore chain.

I wanted to see what the printing problem was. I went to my local Borders and bought a copy.

At first I didn’t see any printing problems. I then noticed something kind of funny in one of the panels. I’m no expert, but I do believe that is a nipple popping out of this young woman’s bathing suite. Click on the image to see a larger version.

If its not a nipple or more accurately an areola, I don’t know what it is. I don’t know what else it could be.

Could this be the printing problem?

Evidently, no. This same image appears in the corrected copies of Iron Man #16. The ones arriving in comic book shops today.

What’s the world of Marvel Comics coming to? First they show Peter Parker’s “short comings” in Spider-Man: Reign #1. Now they turn an Iron Man funny book into a GIRLS GONE WILD video.

John Edwards has Secret Service protection?

I was reading an article about the guy living next door to John and Elizibeth Edwards. His name is Monty Johnson. He is the man Elizabeth Edwards referred to as a “rabid, rabid Republican.” She also said she didn’t want her children anywhere near him because of his love for guns.

In the article, Monty spoke of first seeing the Edwards:

The day they looked at their property, the couple and several Secret Service agents parked on his land and walked across the street into the woods.

Johnson approached the agents and asked what they were doing on his property. “The Secret Service let me know it wasn’t my concern,” he said.

Did they use The Force? Like Obi-Wan telling the stormtroopers, “These are not the droids you are looking for.

Why would Edwards even have Secret Service protection? I thought that only happened when a candidate actually won his (or her) party’s nomination. Edwards would have had such protection while running for the Vice President in 2004, but in another article written in January of this year it states that they recently moved into this home.

Would the Edwards even have time to go house hunting will running for Vice President?

What Don Imus said

From the April 4 edition of MSNBC’s Imus in the Morning:

IMUS: So, I watched the basketball game last night between — a little bit of Rutgers and Tennessee, the women’s final.

ROSENBERG: Yeah, Tennessee won last night — seventh championship for [Tennessee coach] Pat Summitt, I-Man. They beat Rutgers by 13 points.

IMUS: That’s some rough girls from Rutgers. Man, they got tattoos and –

McGUIRK: Some hard-core hos.

IMUS: That’s some nappy-headed hos there. I’m gonna tell you that now, man, that’s some — woo. And the girls from Tennessee, they all look cute, you know, so, like — kinda like — I don’t know.

McGUIRK: A Spike Lee thing.

IMUS: Yeah.

McGUIRK: The Jigaboos vs. the Wannabes — that movie that he had.

IMUS: Yeah, it was a tough –

McCORD: Do The Right Thing.

McGUIRK: Yeah, yeah, yeah.

IMUS: I don’t know if I’d have wanted to beat Rutgers or not, but they did, right?

ROSENBERG: It was a tough watch. The more I look at Rutgers, they look exactly like the Toronto Raptors.

IMUS: Well, I guess, yeah.

RUFFINO: Only tougher.

McGUIRK: The [Memphis] Grizzlies would be more appropriate.

Kid saves the world by cleaning up junk at a local Civil War battlefield

This from the local TV station’s website:

40 volunteers gathered at 9 a.m. to pick up trash throughout Antietam Battlefield.

“The battlefields are so important they support so many businesses around Maryland everywhere else where there are battlefields and it’s really important part of our history,” said Christopher Stockhaus, volunteer.

Stockhaus and his family traveled 13 hours just to help out. His participation is part of a school project.

“We’re supposed to save the world in a sense and something that we’re interested in. My entire family is interested in the Civil War and we saw Park Day and said that would be a good way to help save the world,” said Stockhaus.

Volunteers spent less than three hours to fill the dumpster. There’s a lot of this plastic sheeting and even an old mattress and refrigerator was found.

I cannot imagine driving 13 hours to go pick up trash. I have a hard time getting the motivation to clean out the back of my car. I guess wherever the Stockhaus clan lives is free of trash. I wonder if it took them 13 hours to drive straight here or did they stop every 25 miles to pick up trash. I’m just assuming that they drove in an automobile. Maybe they marched here on foot dressed like famous Civil War generals. That would be something.

How embarrassing. We are so pathetically lazy that people drive 13 hours to come here and clean up our trash. Unless somehow it was tourists that dumped a mattress and a refrigerator on the Antietam battlefield. Maybe the Washington Country Visitors Bureau ought to think about launching a whole ad campaign centered around the idea of people coming here to clean up after us.

Another billionare goes into space

I hate how rich assholes like Charles Simonyi are able to use their money to put them somewhere the rest of us can only dream of going. In this case, the International Space Station (ISS). Something our taxes pay for. NASA shows that $25.6 billion of tax dollars went into funding the ISS from 1994 to 2005.

I have to believe that all that tax money went into the station for something other then creating an exotic vacation spot for rich pricks like Charles Simonyi.

I understand that the rich are able to get much better medical care then everyone else. I accept the fact that they get much better representation from our elected officials then the rest of us. They also enjoy a criminal legal system that the rest of us aren’t subjected to. They also don’t send their children to fight and die in Iraq or Afghanistan.

What I cannot accept is that they also get to turn space and the ISS into their personal playground.

The fact that he paid off the Russians for this privilege doesn’t dilute my anger over this. Maybe anger is too strong a word. Then again, maybe it’s not.

I’m old enough to remember when NASA used to be cool. I remember when they went to the Moon in rockets designed with slide rules and lots of paper and pencils. Now they go no further then Earth’s orbit in shuttles designed in the 1970’s. They build and fund a space station so ultra rich assholes like Charles Simonyi have somewhere different to go.

He even has a blog. I wish it was on Blogger so I could flag it as inappropriate.

Dick Cheney once again pretends that Saddam Hussein had connections to al-Qaida

Vice President Dick Cheney repeated his kooky assertions that al-Qaida was somehow linked to Saddam Hussein’s Iraq before the United States invaded:

Cheney contended that al-Qaida was operating in Iraq before the March 2003 invasion led by U.S. forces and that terrorist Abu Musab al-Zarqawi was leading the Iraqi branch of al-Qaida. Others in al-Qaida planned the Sept. 11, 2001, attacks.

“He took up residence there before we ever launched into Iraq, organized the al-Qaida operations inside Iraq before we even arrived on the scene and then, of course, led the charge for Iraq until we killed him last June,” Cheney told radio host Rush Limbaugh during an interview. “As I say, they were present before we invaded Iraq.

Granted, he said these things on The Rush Limbaugh Show. It’s not like you normally find a whole lot of truth on that particular radio program. It’s just that even Cheney has to realize that most people know he is lying when he says stuff like this. Even people that listen to Rush Limbaugh or watch Fox News.

What’s especially ironic about Cheney saying this yesterday was that yesterday the Pentagon released a recently declassified report that disputes the assertion that Saddam was in cahoots with al-Qaida.

Dick Cheney is such a silly goose. If he wasn’t such a warm and lovable soul, he would certainly face criticism from people who value the truth. People that are into facts. He tends to get a free pass on not telling the truth because he is so damn likable.

Iraq didn’t have an al-Qaida problem until George W. Bush invaded.

An open letter to Rachel Maddow about her open letter to Senator Orrin Hatch

Dear Rachel Maddow -

I am writing you this open letter in regards to your open letter to Senator Hatch. Evidently you watched this past week’s episode of Meet The Press where Republican Senator Orrin Hatch lied about one of the fired US Attorneys, Carol Lam. On the show he said:

“She was a former law professor, no prosecutorial experience, and the former campaign manager in Southern California for Clinton”

Of course none of what Orrin Hatch said on Meet The Press was even remotely true. Carol Lam has never been a law professor. Carol Lam has never served as a campaign manager for Bill Clinton. Carol Lam was in fact a prosecutor before becoming a US Attorney.

You seem to be surprised that Orrin Hatch would go on Meet The Press and either make stuff up our just out right lie.

Have you ever watched Meet The Press before?

Having Republicans or so called conservatives on each week to lie about something is very much a staple of the show. It’s what Meet The Press is all about. After all the very name of the program is a lie. When was the last time an elected official or some other government bureaucrat was on the program and actually met with members of the press? It’s been a very long time. Instead, they meet one-on-one with Tim Russert. He asks them one lame question after another, never bothering to ask a follow up question about the whopper of a lie they just told. It’s kind of what he is famous for. That, and writing retarded books about what a great guy his dad “Big Russ” is. Please.

Having you call a Republican out for lying about something on Meet the Press is a lot like someone watching their very first professional wrestling match and then announcing to the world that wrestling is fake.

We all already know it is.

All best wishes,

Rick Rottman

Blogger, “Bent Corner

George Bush criticizes Congress of going on “vacation”

George Bush criticized Congress as being “irresponsible” for going on spring break without first approving money for Iraq with no strings attached. They gave him all the money he asked for. The problem is that they tied the $120 billion dollars in military spending to a timetable for troop withdrawal from Iraq.

“They need to come off their vacation, get a bill to my desk, and if it’s got strings and mandates and withdrawals and pork I’ll veto it,” the president said. “And then we can get down to the business of getting this thing done.”

I never thought I would hear George Bush criticize anyone else for taking a vacation. He’s spent so much time on vacation that he actually set a presidential record. Hearing him criticize anyone about taking a vacation is just hypocritically weird.

What’s he going to do next, criticize someone for using a family connection to get out of going to Vietnam?

Update (5 April) : Unbeknown to me at the time when I first wrote this post, Bush left Washington shortly after criticizing Congress. He himself went on vacation to his ranch in Texas. Go figure.

The day Superboy came to Hagerstown and received a 21 BB gun salute

I never liked Superboy. That was even before I knew he was a paid shill for the National Rifle Association. I wonder if he would feel all warm and fuzzy over BB guns if these kids were shooting BB’s made from kryptonite. Then they might put his eye out.

I somehow doubt it.

(image found at Lady, That’s My Skull)